I attack you!

[Commander Urdnot 2,680]

My +4 awesome protects against all forms of damage

 

I attack with MEGAS

 

[Motion Spark 7,807]

but before that he stepped on a banana, fell and died. ow

 

I attack with Peach smash final

[The Soldier 2,044]

but before that he stepped on a banana, fell and died. ow

 

I attack with Peach smash final

 

I defend myself with coffee that i took earlier and attack with bloody high claw.

Edited November 2, 2012 by iNinjaU

[Vaporeon 1,168]

I block it with Zekrom's Protect move.

 

Now, use Fusion Bolt!

[ParsoOfEquestria 1,490]

i block with pumpkin shield

 

I attack with Fisto

[MagicalStarRain 599]

I block with my own fists.

 

I attack with WTH BOOM!

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

I defend with a barrel roll [Z or R Twice].

 

I attack with Ninjas.

[Dr_Waveband 745]

I defend by shouting "I'M BAD!"

 

I attack with microscopic nanobots.

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

I defend with microscopic school children.

 

I attack with a joke.

[Shankveld 4,950]

I defend with no sense of humor.

I attack with a smooch

~

Edited November 4, 2012 by Shankveld

[Silverhoof 2,844]

I defend with no sense of humor.

I attack with a smooch

~

 

Oh well...in that case I don't defend myself at all, I proudly embrace my impending doom.

 

I attack the next poster by sending nasty notes to All Powerful Trixie (in their name) and letting the angry mare (who is hiding out in this dimension) wreck her magical vengeance upon them.

[Dautt 77]

I teleport her back to you.

 

I nuke your house.

[MagicalStarRain 599]

PROTEGO!!! (Shield Charm)

 

I attack with lip gloss!

 

http://www.guide2free.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/lipgloss.jpg

[Motion Spark 7,807]

Im ready

 

I attack with Rarity lvl 1 (Fighting is Magic)

[Silverhoof 2,844]

I counter with a level two Spikey Wikey.

 

I attack the next poster with..your MOM! She will toss her best guilt trip...and you'll be sorry then!

Edited November 4, 2012 by Silverhoof

[ParsoOfEquestria 1,490]

i defend with never listening to my mother in the first place XD

 

i attack with cyborgpirateninjajesus

Edited November 5, 2012 by ParsoOfEquestria

[OkBuddy 586]

I backstab you with a small knife. I love backstabbing.

[Dr_Waveband 745]

Oh, DJ, you were defeated by cyborgpirateninjajesus. What a humiliating end.

 

 

I defend from the backstab by dancing tango with you.

 

I attack with an invisible arrow.

[Indiana_Dash 81]

Your invisible arrow was defeated by my invisible knee.

 

 

I attack with Petrificus Totalus!

Edited November 5, 2012 by Indiana_Dash

[MagicalStarRain 599]

I am not hurt because at the time I was wearing sparring gear.

 

I attack with the Death Note!

 

Darn it, I meant this post for Dr. Waveband! And that's Expecto Patronum.

Edited November 5, 2012 by MagicalStarRain

[Silverhoof 2,844]

 

I attack with the Death Note!

 

I counter with illiteracy!

 

I attack the next pony with a rolled up newspaper! "Bad Brony! Bad!" (psychological warfare will crush your self esteem)

[Krystal 1,468]

I'm standing behind plexiglass and all of your newspaper attacks are rendered invalid.

 

I attack with wubs!

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

I defend with antiphonal music.

 

I attack with pipe organ.

[Winona the Dog 1,984]

I defend with Level 2 Pinkie Pie who is equipped with sound barrier

 

I attack With Oshawott

[Moon Rat 4,772]

I defend with Loony Luna's jaws

The Oshawott has been gobbled

 

 

I attack the next user with Loony Luna's jaws