The USER above you is naked in your bed. Your reaction?

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

[Iudex 1,945]

Comrade go home, you're drunk...

-er than usual.

[The Soldier 2,044]

Let me introduce you to god. he judges you while you sleep in a bed thats not yours. he also does birthday parties and raves

Let me introduce you to Maxwell

He destroyed god with a hammer.

 

Kestrel, what's that feeling again when you find somepony on your bed?

 

Kestrel: 

 

Oh, that's right.

[Iudex 1,945]

WHO THE F*** SAID THAT?!

WHICH ONE OF YOU SLIMY S*** BAG TWINKLE TOED C*** SUCKERS TRIED TO WAKE ME UP?!

I WILL PT YOU UNTIL YOU DIE! I WILL PT YOU UNTIL YOU'RE SUCKIN BUTTERMILK FROM A BABY'S BOTTLE!!

*points to L* WAS IT YOU, YOU SCROUNGY F***?! YOU LOOK LIKE A F***ING WORM, I BET IT WAS YOU!!

[Rainbow Dash 1,472]

Dear Princess Celestia,
Today i learned that no matter how naked some pony might be, you always let them sleep. Who knows, you might one day share that special moment with them.

[Iudex 1,945]

[Vicke 3,189]

[ColtofPersonality 855]

...Gaara we have talked about this several times! I don't have your Gotye CD! Now go make me breakfast before I call the royal guard.

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

Wanna play Super Mario Galaxy 2?

 

let me introduce you to Niko my machete. he likes naked flesh

Let ME introduce you to Little Jacob the AK-47.

Let ME introduce you to my hind hoof, which will be going up your asses if you don't get the steppin.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

It's one of those shape shifting japanese demons I keep hearing about!

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

uh........how old are you?

[Concord 1,982]

Scream and panic.

 

 

Don't hurt me... Please...

Edited February 12, 2013 by Concord

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

*w*
you know what time it is now! >X3

[Rainbow Dash 1,472]

I'm sorry i didnt know this bed was occupied. here let me take off my clothes to make things less awkward. quite chilly, mind if i get under the covers too?

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

I don't care that you're a protector, we'll still wear protection anyway.

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

Get up.......your bed's in the next room

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Oh, that's why I smell fish.

[Rainbow Dash 1,472]

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Shoves DashiesinsaneProtector out the door and locks it.

Snuggles with Dashie, cause no one is protecting her now. Bwa Ha Ha!

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

[Leatherbehlt 465]

... fine I'll grab the oil.

[Rainbow Dash 1,472]

is that a bottle of rum in my pants or am i just happy to see you?

[The Soldier 2,044]

I'm going to play dumb

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVmbhYKDKfU

 

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VVmbhYKDKfU

Edited February 12, 2013 by Bloody L

[Cocodrillo 1,565]

I could teach you.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Hmm, birds don't wear clothes anyways.