The USER above you is naked in your bed. Your reaction?

[CosmicHooves 2,705]

I sleep in the city streets, so it looks like you're in trouble.

[CheeryFox 23,821]

10/10

[Eternal Nature 321]

Well, hello there...man, I musta got lucky

[CheeryFox 23,821]

Lewd. Me likey. 

[Slendy 2,918]

Erm....why are you naked in my bed?

[Lunar Echo 10,335]

Ummm, wut. 

[Vampira Heart 920]

Yo?? O-O

[CosmicHooves 2,705]

There's two of you, which one is naked?

[IronM17 5,389]

I have a guest bed. Can you please sleep there. You even dont need to put clothes on if you don't want, but I want to sleep alone in my bed. 

[CheeryFox 23,821]

[IronM17 5,389]

So, you lie beside me in my bed. We are both fully nude ... what did we have done last night? 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"You're back? Good. Now I kill you."

[CheeryFox 23,821]

[CosmicHooves 2,705]

Agh!

Who are you?

I must have overdosed on my medication last night.

I can't remember a thing ...and what are these handcuffs?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Did you handcuff yourself to my bed, or did I do that?

 

And you call yourself a professional, Skipper.

[CheeryFox 23,821]

http://images.memes.com/meme/1095523

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

 

Lewd stuff isn't allowed on these forums. Unfortunate, I know.

[Pucksterv 4,508]

[CheeryFox 23,821]

[Pucksterv 4,508]

[Vampira Heart 920]

You can both stay >w>

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Why do I get the feeling that you drugged me and brought me back to your house?

[CheeryFox 23,821]

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

You slipped something in my protein shake, didn't you?

[Vampira Heart 920]