The USER above you is naked in your bed. Your reaction?

[Ani 129]

Is that so? ;3
Well then get cozy under my sheets

[IronM17 5,390]

Yes, I am a nudist, I like it more without clothings. 

[Will Guide 21,362]

I was hoping to find @ShadowDash13 on my bed!

@IronM17 and there's a ninja here, too! Sometimes, I sleep without clothes too!

Edited September 8, 2017 by WiiGuy2014

[IronM17 5,390]

Thanks, now I imagine a nude ninja who wears only his mask 

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Well, I guess that if you prefer it, there's nothing wrong with not wearing any clothes.

 

So I ask again: do you want some kettle corn?

[IronM17 5,390]

What is Kettle corn? 

Edited September 8, 2017 by IronM17

[Will Guide 21,362]

@IronM17

A tasty sweet flavor of popcorn. Isn't it, @ShadowDash13

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

@IronM17

You... you don't know what kettle corn is?

 

I feel sorry for you... it's like normal popcorn, but like ten times better. Here, have some!

*hands you the bowl*

[Clod 8,294]

Call the police, of course. This ain't legal.

[Will Guide 21,362]

Just now, ShadowDash13 said:

@IronM17

You... you don't know what kettle corn is?

 

I feel sorry for you... it's like normal popcorn, but like ten times better. Here, have some!

*hands you the bowl*

I love kettle corn too!

[IronM17 5,390]

Just now, ShadowDash13 said:

@IronM17

You... you don't know what kettle corn is?

 

I feel sorry for you... it's like normal popcorn, but like ten times better. Here, have some!

*hands you the bowl*

I misread it. But I also don't know the name. I am not sure if it is known here in germany. I only know normal popcorn. 

[Will Guide 21,362]

Just now, meme said:

Call the police, of course. This ain't legal.

You do know this is a rhetorical question, do you?

[Clod 8,294]

Just now, WiiGuy2014 said:

You do know this is a rhetorical question, do you?

You do know that's my only answer, do you? I mean that's going to be my only post in this thread (other than this one). It's intentionally serious.

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

*cuts phone line*

There, problem solved! No need to keep arguing.

[SparklingSquirrels 21,345]

Is this what all the cool kids are doing these days?  

[IronM17 5,390]

What exactly do you mean? 

[SparklingSquirrels 21,345]

Because the thread has the "Hot!" label on it right now.

[Nyankee-No4 3,269]

sory hi and goobye

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Seriously! Unless you guys are here to fix the cable, I didn't invite you. Why are you all naked in my bed?

[IronM17 5,390]

Must I explain again why I am naked? 

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

No, I understand why you're naked. But why in my bed?

[Will Guide 21,362]

@IronM17

I don't think I've seen you two before

@ShadowDash13

Because your bed is soft!

[IronM17 5,390]

Wait, this is my bed!

[GrimGrimoire 4,973]

Just now, IronM17 said:

Wait, this is my bed!

No it isn't... it is mine I'll have you know!

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

All of you are crazy! This is MY bed, and I didn't invite you!!!!