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[MysteriousMagicMare 4]

Does anypony have a question? advice?

 

Anything from dating to fighting the great Zork from planet Harkoth I have your answer!

Come one come all, from near from far, ask Mysterious Magic Mare!

I love giving advice as much as I love all of you !!! I've never given bad advice *knock on wood* and I'm even here to talk to if you just need somepony's ear to listen a tale of woe (or happiness)

 

:3

[I used to be a stranger 7,989]

How do I date the great Zork from planet Harkoth?

[MysteriousMagicMare 4]

Bring it a bouquet of Zwizzleberts and invite it to a night of exploring the galaxy!

 

That's sure to win Zork over

 

Also, LOTS of compliments, Zork is very vain.

[Standard User 2,127]

I accidentally turned myself into a sheep. How do I turn myself back?

[MysteriousMagicMare 4]

I accidentally turned myself into a sheep. How do I turn myself back?

 

Hmmm, that's a tough one sir! (or is it sheep?) I'm more of a witch-turned-me-into-a-newt specialist.

In that case I could just assure you that you'll get better.

 

As for the sheep my suggestion would be to shave off all your fur and make it into a fabulous coat. It won't turn you back, but I could really use a new coat.