MLPforums Greentext stories

[Nah 3,182]

Sauce: http://knowyourmeme....eentext-stories

 

This thread is dedicated completely to greentext stories, read the article above to do it right.

 

 

Rules (gasp! There's rules! This is an awful thread!):

 

No Sexual innuendos

Keep cursing to a minimum

Don't be offensive towards race, religion, political views, etc

Must begin with >

Must be in these Text colors:

1

2

3

 

 

Example made by me:

 

> Be browsing MLPforums at school

> Some tough guy comes up to you

> Yo weirdo, what ya lookin' at?

> Say its just a forum

> Lemme see that

> He looks at the screen

> He screams

> I can't stand you ponyfags!

> He Destroys the computer monitor

> He then jumps out the window

> Dafuq just happened?

 

Jimmie status:

 

[X] - Rustled

 

[ ] - Unrustled

Edited November 18, 2012 by Sam the jimmie rustler

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

>Making dinner

>Start up the garlic bread

>Roll a few meatballs

>Can’t find the pasta

>Rip apart the closet and cupboards

>Collapse on the floor crying

>All the spaghetti falls out of my pocket

>everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg

[Nah 3,182]

> Watching MLP

> Gak commercial comes on

> Glass breaks

> Goes to source

> Huge colorful glob of goo is staring at me

> WTF. jpeg

> Runs away

> Gets eaten by gak as fellow Bronies scream it to me

> dies

Edited November 18, 2012 by Sam the jimmie rustler

[Standard User 2,127]

> be me

> be browsing forums

> find greentext thread

> "You can make up something cool, me"

> can't think of anything good

> silently cry

> pony tulpa massages my feet

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