What would you do if you were locked in a room with your favorite pony?

[thegetitguy 0]

I would wake up in a daze, Then look over at Twilight Sparkle and Slam my back against the wall Screaming as my body writhes in fear. After Cursing up a storm and calming down i would sit on the other side of the room trembling trying to comprehend, 1 where we are, 2 WHAT THE HELL IS IN THIS ROOM WITH ME.....Untill my curiosity or her's gives in we would start making small talk untill we get off topic about her life and her friends....I would Learn as much about equestrian life/history as i can. then reality would hit me again and i would bash my head against the wall again and she would look at me concerned ans say "What havent you seen a pony befor ?" to which i would reply calmingly "not a small technicolor, talking, Tv show pony". This would leave to me telling her about the show that she is from wich in the long term will make her question her own existence. I would Calm her reasurringly that she is about as much real as i am. Then i would start talking about the fandom and she would teleport away morally scarred.

[hawkflame 3,310]

Since Sweetie Belle has been upgraded to Best Pony in my eyes, I'd have to change my previous answer,  One of the things we'd have in common is the sense of what it's like to have highly accomplished older siblings (doctors who went to Ivy League medical schools and are now raising their own families in my case) while you're still trying to figure out what to do with your life.  I mean, I'm an adult and I'm still trying to find my own cutie mark, in a sense.

 

Followed by a rousing rendition of 99 Buckets of Oats on the Wall and then scooting along the floor in boredom.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

First, I would reassure Fluttershy. Then, I would blow the lock off with this explosive I honestly did not just pull out of nowhere, honest!!!

I would then accompany her back to Equestria because this world sucks.

Edited July 4, 2013 by Questioner

[DITR 180]

Never want to leave  I guess I would just talk about life with Rarity and how we're like one another. It would be fun to be taught how to design but I'm assuming that the room doesn't have anything in it minus me and my favorite pony.

[Smarts 1,622]

I would have to watch my back 24/7 and keep my guard up at all times to make sure that Ms. Changeling Queen wouldn't devour my love or try anything suspicious.

[LightsCameraAction 100]

Stuck in a room with Vinyl Scratch... Where do I begin?

 

- Epic Music Montage Commencing Now

 

More Music

 

More Music

 

More Music

 

Good God, we are going to have a new album by the time we get out of here.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'm trapped in a room with Phoenix Wright?

 

(I would probably be happy!)

 

 

(also i would bang the pony!)

 

After! Probably lots of talking and muffins!

 

Or 

 

Derpy!

 

I would hug derpy and give her a muffin!

Edited July 5, 2013 by Status Update

[~Squishy Skies~ 756]

Well, might as well have an orgy with the Mane 6 while we're stuck here. Vinyl and Octavia are allowed to join along as well.

 

(I'm not a pervert, I swear!)

[Staticboom 33]

Stuck in a room with Vinyl hmmmm.

 

Would it be weird to ask a pony if they had ever tried pot before?

 

 

All bad jokes aside, I probably just talk to her about stuff, Music probably. Make some sick wubs, I'd might even show her how to beat box.

 Then I'd remember we were trapped in a room and panic a little.

[~Squishy Skies~ 756]

Stuck in a room with Vinyl hmmmm.

 

Would it be weird to ask a pony if they had ever tried pot before?

 

 

All bad jokes aside, I probably just talk to her about stuff, Music probably. Make some sick wubs, I'd might even show her how to beat box.

 Then I'd remember we were trapped in a room and panic a little.

I'm pretty sure Vinyl's drug of choice is LSD.

 

I'm not for certain, though.

 

I do know that she loves to get high before one of her shows. 

[Flutterdasher 115]

Well I have three favorites so.. I guess if it was Fluttershy we'd both sit in separate corners for half the time too nervous to talk to each other and then suddenly talk about animals and that would be pretty awesome.

 

With Rainbow Dash I probably would just dare her to break open the door and laugh as she talked big before doing so.

 

And with Big Macintosh I would probably see if I could get him to say anything else besides eeyup and eenope before asking him to break down the door because really? Its Big Mac of course he can break down the door XD.

[MrHaru 217]

*looks at Vinyl Scratch*

 

".....so do you have your bass cannon handy to get us out of here?"

 

*she does and blows the locked doors open*

"That's better...:D"

 

and then we proceed to have our own rave/party/whatever and then fuck keep onto that until sunrise.

[TheSupremeLeaderOfChaos 1,206]

I... would marvel at the fact there is a PONY in the room that I'm locked in. Then, I would immediately flip out and hug Fluttershy, and try not to scare her in the process. Then we'd become best friends forever and climb out through the open window.

 

If Discord counts as a pony, I would flip the freak out and HUG him! Then, I would apologize and have him zap us out of the room, ignoring the open window, and we'd also be best friends forever, causing chaos wherever we go!

Edited July 6, 2013 by TheSupremeLeaderOfChaos

[Lisa 5,553]

Be stuck in a room with Rarity? I'd ask her for fashion tips. And see if she could make a dress for me.

Yeah. 

 

 

an sexytiemz ov corse :3

[Dreadmallon 353]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COAvbDK2S5s

 

   In all seriousness, I believe I would just try to get to know her [Fluttershy] more, try to start a conversation and such. It would take awhile, of course, but I believe Fluttershy would eventually open up and start to talk and respond.

[Ano170 162]

If I was trapped inside a room with Pinkie Pie, I guess we would party until one of us (probably me) got bored, then escape with the power of Pinkie physics, probably by looking in a mirror to see what we saw, then taking the saw and using it to cut a table in half, two halves make a whole so we would climb out of the hole and thus escape. Simples! ^.^ 

[Toaster Bot 183]

I think if I was locked in a room in Twilight the first thing I would do is have a mental breakdown, because according to all logic, that should not be a thing that can happen.Afterwards I guess talking would suffice, provided nothing goes wrong, even though there are many ways it can. No hugs since I'm pretty sure she wouldn't want to hug a mysterious creature and I don't want to hug anything because that's basically my kryptonite.

[ReverseFaller 2,483]

If I were trapped in a room with Derpy, I do believe we'd have a blast. We'd have wonderful time, filled with Muffins...and such. Yes, it would be totally awesome.

[HunterTSN 1,444]

Well first I would try to get out, then after escaping I would probably question my sanity. If it turned out I wasn't imagining it then I would probably try and find a way to get Rarity back to Equestria, assuming we were on Earth. All in all I'm pretty sure I would just be end up very confused...

[Orablanco Account 3,707]

 

Day 87: I have just consumed the last ration of meat left.  No more blood to drink, either. Frankly, I'm surprised I've made this long without water. Maybe it was the unicorn blood extending my lifeforce, but now that that's depleted, I don't know what will happen to me. At least her mane and coat will continue to warm what is left of my body. Even after death, Rarity continues to give.

 

By my count, it's been close to three months since those bastards locked us in here. Or maybe it hasn't. I lost track of time awhile ago. For all I know, it's only been a few days and the coldness and isolation of this room has stretched the hours into an eternity. In that case, I was stupidly quick to kill a unicorn.

 

What was the point of all this? They haven't communicated anything to me this entire time, but they wanted some kind of reaction. Otherwise they wouldn't have left the bowie knife and diary. No pen, though. I've had to use my ear wax for that.

 

If this is indeed an experiment and not just some sick, twisted head game, then I feel it has gone on longer than what is logistically necesssary. If whoever ends up reading this is wondering what the effect is, I'll tell you what the effect is: iT's PIssING mE oFf.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Naw, just kidding, I'd hug that wubbable fashionista.

Edited July 6, 2013 by CITRUS KING46

[synangel 25]

i would be trapped with.....hmmmm vinyl, after a drunk and very wild party we would be traped, and locked in a room, and I would try some *AHEM* stuff with her, might be better then a boyfriend or girlfriend lol

[Fluttershyfan94 5,742]

Stuck with either Fluttershy or Derpy. If Fluttershy, I would actually just talk a lot. So much I want to say to her and maybe I can find some way to transfer into a pony so we could just be together without it becoming weird. Then people would have to accept a canon relationship in the show.. lol

 

If Derpy, then muffins.

[idonotreallycare 94]

I'm not gonna lie, if I was locked in a room with Pinkie or Rarity, I would probably stand there in awkward silence and confusion as they try to start a conversation. (Or while Pinkie parties around me.)

[Horses and Horses 91]

If i was trapped in a room with fluttershy, I'd either:
A ) Feel awkward and confused to how a cartoon pony is right next to me
B )Try my best to start a conversation or
C ) All of the above
I say C.

Edited July 6, 2013 by Saoshinkid

[POW 384]

Hmm... locked in a room with Fluttershy? Be scared and hugs until I get annoyed enough of not moving around for so long to knock the door down c: