Ask Pinkie Pie!

[Hastur 505]

Kira: BUT PLEASE!!! I want my bed to smell like a bakery tomorrow

[King Kenan 18]

(shrink and dance on pinkie flank) see ta da

[TheLuigiLightning 65]

Pinkie.  I've got some extra awesome, sweet, apple cider that I got in a bottle!  It was from a carnival.

*Peels off label*

Label says: Drink very slowly or you might get serious hiccups!  The faster you drink, the more extreme the hiccups are!

*Throws label away*

There you are.  I want you to chug this down as fast as you can.  It's super tasty, so I think you'll dig into it real fast anyway.

[Sazama Ichida 2,367]

Awww Pinkie Pie you're so sweet. *hugs tight* <3

[Dsanders 5,750]

Pinkie Pie you've returned! How have you been!?