You Are Locked In A Room With The Avatar Of The Person Above You

[Duality 10,740]

2 minutes ago, ShadowDash13 said:

No one's in here right now that has a gun. I've seen that thing @Lunar Echo is carrying around.

Please don't let him use that thing on me...

Chill, my flappyhorse brother.

He just holds that firepower to look edgy. His paws can't actually pull the trigger.

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

I... I hope not... he seems friendly, but...

i don't wanna die... i'm scared...

[Duality 10,740]

5 minutes ago, ShadowDash13 said:

I... I hope not... he seems friendly, but...

i don't wanna die... i'm scared...

Stop fretting.

I'll beat up anyone who tries to kill you. With a hammer. That has an epically ironic nailgun retrofitting. That has epically ironic nails welded to it. That're made out of epically ironic iron.

Reassured?

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

A... a little. But *trembling* what's going to happen to me if they have to cut off my legs... if I never walk again...

[Duality 10,740]

5 minutes ago, ShadowDash13 said:

A... a little. But *trembling* what's going to happen to me if they have to cut off my legs... if I never walk again...

They'll give you magichorse cyborg implant legs. Duh.

But, anyway, that ain't gonna happen. Not with me standing intimidatingly by your hospital bed with a hammer-nail-gun-nail-studded-iron-ironic-thing.

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still... what if something goes wrong, and I'm never able to walk again...

Would I still be able to fly without my back legs?

[Duality 10,740]

2 minutes ago, ShadowDash13 said:

Would I still be able to fly without my back legs?

No.

 

But...

I put your data into an online surgery risk factor calculator (height & weight obviously guesses, assumed broken tibia bones) and I got the below results:

Spoiler

Only a 6.5% risk of you getting hurt in any manner during surgery! That's only about one in 16!

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Well... that, that helps...

But, never being able to fly again... What would I do? My house is in the clouds, and my job, and my family...

I'd lose everything.

[Duality 10,740]

4 minutes ago, ShadowDash13 said:

Well... that, that helps...

But, never being able to fly again... What would I do? My house is in the clouds, and my job, and my family...

I'd lose everything.

Never heard of hot air balloons? You'd just have to pay a bit more for daily commute, get a nice, flat cloudroad installed from your place to Cloudsdale and boom! It'd be fine.

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

I just... I can't believe I was that stupid. I've thrown away one of the greatest things I have in life, just to kick a door...

I'm an idiot...

[Nyankee-No4 3,266]

Sorry it will be painful  But I need one feather from your wings so I can get picking this lock

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

*sighs* Go ahead... it can't be any more painful than what's already happened...

[Nyankee-No4 3,266]

Sorry but it was necessary 

[Guest]

Pliz kill me

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Oh, you think you want to die right now? Where are your shattered legs?

Yeah, that's what I thought. Now stop whining and blow a hole through the wall with your alicorn magic so I can see a doctor!

[Sphinx-Ara 3,569]

*tilts head* well..it could be worse..

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

*sighs* Yeah, I guess you're right. I could have no feeling in my legs at all.

Or even worse, I could've gone head first and killed myself.

 

I just wish there was a way to get out of here and get my leg checked before it gets damaged any worse.

[Will Guide 21,360]

Maybe as a Changeling who lived in a tunnel-shifting hive, Perhaps I can find a way to tunnel us out of here!

[Lunar Echo 10,335]

Shape Shift into the key for this door? Is that a thing. 

[Windchime 184]

*

I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with ME!

 

*Given there's a steady wind

[Zantetsuken 364]

Well I mean... it's kind of a Japanese lantern... I think

I mean they have a Pokemon of this thing and the paper on that one is bloody so if I was with that Pokemon I would be a bit scared but this thing looks normal... So I think I'll just play with it until I can get out 

Edited July 5, 2017 by Zantetsuken

[Will Guide 21,360]

17 minutes ago, Lunar Echo said:

Shape Shift into the key for this door? Is that a thing. 

I already said, "I can't do inanimate objects!"

[Zachary 5,521]

Oh this is Bad, I stuck in there for a while.

[Duality 10,740]

Uh, Rarity, might it be possible for you to guitar-solo us out of here, possibly by smashing the door to pieces with your four-string?

14 hours ago, ShadowDash13 said:

Oh, you think you want to die right now? Where are your shattered legs?

Yeah, that's what I thought. Now stop whining and blow a hole through the wall with your alicorn magic so I can see a doctor!

So you do want to die?

I thought you were diametrically opposed to the very notion of us putting you out of your misery.

15 hours ago, ShadowDash13 said:

I just... I can't believe I was that stupid. I've thrown away one of the greatest things I have in life, just to kick a door...

I'm an idiot...

Fun fact: Everyone's an idiot. Some people are just better at hiding it than others.

Even if it does turn out crippling, you'll still have family, a home, and a life, which is more than some can say.

 

I can't actually tell if I'm being reassuring or just incredibly depressing here.

[Will Guide 21,360]

@Duality

Leave @ShadowDash13 alone!

I'm gnawing through the loose soil below us right now! Don't know how long it will take to tunnel to freedom. Maybe hours, maybe years. But at least I'm doing something!