The Vending Machine.

[푸딩군 48]

Gets Princess Celestia.

 

*Inserts pizza*

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Gets "would you like pepperoni on that sir?"

 

Inserts mitt Romney

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Gets four more YEARS of election politics invading every aspect of your life.

 

Lures Queen Chrysalis  into the room. Beats the living snot outa her. Shoves her unconscious form into the machine. Goes to hit Enter but hits Mangle instead. Waits until the mangle cycle is over. Hits enter.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

You get fly guts.

 

*Inserts burning Equestrian flag*

[Loriem 639]

You receive and equestrian drone bomb, on your head, how nice.

 

*Inserts Anamaniacs*

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Gets Pinkie Pie and the Brain.

 

*Inserts the New Equestrian Fascism*

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

You get nothing.

 

<Inserts ViscraPadding>

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get The Fratellis (Da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da, Da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da, doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo!)

 

 

 

I insert Ganaram's old name.

[푸딩군 48]

You get an apple.

 

*inserts smile*

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a bathtub filled with glacé cherries.

 

 

I insert an infinite number of monkeys and an infinite number of typewriters.

Edited March 29, 2013 by Otakulord Rainbow Izumi

[푸딩군 48]

You get a lot of "monkeys einstein"

 

*Inserts fruits*

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Gets Equestrian Fruit Bats

Inserts Equestria Girls.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Gets tackled by Hasbro for stealing their script.

 

*Inserts pinecone*

[푸딩군 48]

Gets rainbow.

 

*Inserts a gorilla*

[Silverhoof 2,844]

gets monkey poop flung at you.

 

Inserts a Snow Drop handmade snowflake. (yeah, I stole it. The Princess will never notice it's gone)

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

You get a projectile soda.

 

<Inserts my watch>

[푸딩군 48]

Gets a time machine.

 

*Inserts a cat*

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Gets nine lives.

 

Inserts a dead griffon. ( I had to do it, it wasn't cooperating)

[푸딩군 48]

Gets Discord.

 

*Inserts a horse*

Edited March 30, 2013 by 푸딩군

[Doctor Shuu 797]

You get a... COW!!!

 

*Inserts grammar*

[푸딩군 48]

You get a book about misspelling.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Insert nuthin, you get nuthin.

 

Inserts a spitting mad wild cat.

[푸딩군 48]

You get a bunny.

 

*Inserts water*

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get hydrogen peroxide.

 

 

I insert an errant twitch. Kablooey.

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Gets a crazy twilight

 

Insert a sad pinkie pie