The Vending Machine.

[Golurk 468]

Gets Weegee. 

 

*Inserts Neptunium*

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get Unobtanium.

 

 

I insert the act of inserting something into a vending machine.

[DND 2,355]

You get rainbow air.

 

Inserts my ponysona's ponytail:

[stainesbrony 219]

Gets a portal gun

 

 

 

 

Inserts one of the two unsealed copies of Namco all-star family fitness for the NES. (FYI, there are only 8 copies in existence. They are very expensive.)

[DND 2,355]

Gets... air?

 

Inserts a YOUR favorite candy colored BEST PONY.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a 86 million Ugandan Dollars.

 

 

I insert nine pencils and a peacock.

[StrobeFlashLite 17]

You get Storm Eagle and Wheel Gator.

 

Inserts a filthy dishrag.

[Nohbdy 4,108]

You get a vending machine.

 

Insert vending machine.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a paradox. And unoriginality.

 

 

I insert the original pessimist.

[stainesbrony 219]

Gets sunglasses

 

 

 

 

Inserts prison

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a cell.

 

 

 

I insert an anti-air turret.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

You get all air.

 

*Inserts global thermonuclear war with the anime and Pokemon fans*

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a girl named Chihiro Sen.

 

 

 

I insert nine thousand buckets of grape juice.

[Derplordsnuffy 28]

get 8999 empty buckets

 

Inserts a scootachicken

[Wheatley1 32]

You get an angry scootaloo

 

Inserts Gabe Newell

[Derplordsnuffy 28]

Get's... L4D3

 

Inserts penny.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get one English penny.

 

 

 

I insert a Hollow mask.

[True Rarity 1,240]

You get a whole lot of hollow masks!

 

*inserts Rainbow Dash's shades*

[stainesbrony 219]

Gets my shades, with a note saying 'These shades are 20% cooler.'

 

 

 

Inserts Godot's visor.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a mug of coffee.

 

 

 

I insert Texas.

[stainesbrony 219]

Gets Redd White, CEO of Bluecorp.

 

 

 

 

Inserts my old avatar.

[Guest]

You get a new one.

 

*inserts rainbow dash*

[stainesbrony 219]

Gets arrested and banished for 1000 years to the sun for murder.

 

 

 

Inserts Turnabout Storm

[King Brony 15]

Gets epic hair-makeover

 

 

Inserts my laptop

[Rainbow Dash Loyalty 1,275]

Receives the top of a humans lap

*Inserts comment*