The Vending Machine.

[Hastur 505]

You get the rest of the body

 

Inserts school bully

[Cerise Hood 102]

Gets Uncle Grandpa.

 

 

 

*inserts next two hours*

[Enemy Stand 446]

You get boredom.

 

I insert Stanley the Bugman.

[Cerise Hood 102]

You get boredom.

(Oh... Then going to the machine was pointless.)

 

You get Ironman.

 

*inserts everything I've gotten from vending machine*

(The following:

•Math homework

•Jeremy Clarkson

•Ed

•Wheezing girl

•CD

•Math test

•7 starfishes

•Guy with blue uni & handcuffs

•Empty toothpaste tube

•Napkin

•Angry Applejack

•Babs Seed

•Swag

•Questioning police officer

•interrobang

•Lit Menorah

•Music

•Ke$ha

•Ursa Major

•Boredom)

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[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

42.

 

*Inserts sack filled with dog food*

[fimdash 1,196]

I don't have a dog.. what am I going to do with this sack of dog food.

 

*inserts 4DE Twilight plushie*

[Sunny Fox 5,950]

You get an "alicorn Twilight" plushie.

 

Inserts a bouncing castle.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Gets a bag of jumping beans.

 

inserts my fiance's wedding ring.

[SomariFeyWright 776]

You get a divorce.

 

*inserts an extremely underrated video game franchise*

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a copy of "Lock's Quest" for DS, the best DS game that nobody played.
(I know that's not what "underrated" means, but still"



I insert a picture of Maya Fey. Then I insert Maya Fey herself.

[SomariFeyWright 776]

... I break into the vending machine, take both, and flee. No one can have Maya but me.

 

*inserts the broken vending machine into itself*

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a paradox which destroys the vending machine.


I replace the machine and insert a box of Twiglets.

[SomariFeyWright 776]

The vending machine devours the twiglets. You get nothing in return. No refunds. Good day.

 

*inserts adorable*

[DubWolf 17,253]

You get a squee .

 

*inserts Samurai Jack's sword*

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a Powerpuff Girl of your own design.


I insert a metric fuckton of iridium.

[Cwanky 17,571]

You get a badass clip of Brad Pitt and Will Smith in a futuristic doomsday 200 years from now that radioactively decays into ash as it is being watched.

 

I insert a Sim City 3 CD.

[Hastur 505]

You get the original Sims 3

 

Insert pewdiepie

[Enemy Stand 446]

You get tobuscus.

 

I insert a sea otter.

[Gay Bird 421]

Get a sea lion

 

Insert teddy bear that just fell from a plane crash.

[Enemy Stand 446]

You get the eyeball of said teddy bear back. Also, you get pepper sprayed the next day.

 

I insert a red banana.

[Loriem 639]

You get a blue banana.

 

 

*Inserts anti-matter.*

[Hastur 505]

You get matter

 

Insert self-insert

[SomariFeyWright 776]

You get a selfie.

 

*inserts Scott Pilgrim graphic novels*

[Sunny Fox 5,950]

You gets many many Canadian coins.

 

Inserts milkshake.

[Loriem 639]

You get shaken up milk, ON YOUR FACE!

 

 

*inserts a powerful bomb set to detonate in 3 seconds.*