The Vending Machine.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Get a tale of a heroic doge. much slay very hero wow

 

Insert the tale.

Edited November 26, 2013 by Bearsharktopus

[Shadling 348]

*A grammar nazi army get out*

 

*Insert a hard drive containing all the know creepypastas*

[Demirari 454]

*Gets all the known SCPs in a file*

 

*Inserts USB*

Edited November 27, 2013 by Demirari

[**Appleshy** 19]

Gets a digital diary of Pinkamena Dianne Pie

 

Inserts Cupcake

[Shadling 348]

*Some iternal organs fall on the floor, you shouldn't have done that...

 

*Insert a bag of fake cocaine.

[That One Techpriest You Used To Know 2,286]

Get a can of fake Coca-Cola. It used to be made out of cocaine, anyways.

 

Insert an Inquisition pendant.

[Demirari 454]

Gets the Spanish Inquisition for no one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

 

*Insert a ancient chest*

[Dark Horn 430]

*You get the Elements of Harmony.*

 

*Inserts a stuffed lizard.*

[That One Techpriest You Used To Know 2,286]

*gets Twilicane*

 

*inserts Twilicane*

[Dark Horn 430]

*Gets a Balrog.*

 

*Inserts Bilbo's pipe.*

[That One Techpriest You Used To Know 2,286]

*get some leaf*

 

*insert the One Ring*

[Hastur 505]

Get the Lord of the ring,

 

Insert Japan

[That One Techpriest You Used To Know 2,286]

*get Godzilla. And the real Godzilla, not the American one*

 

*insert Pinky*

[Sweet Dreams 1,893]

*gets three fingers and a thumb*

 

*inserts bad sense of humour*

[Demirari 454]

Gets Humor Me

 

*Insert a bad pun"

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a bad joke.

 

 

 

I insert some Lembas waybread. One small bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man!

[That One Techpriest You Used To Know 2,286]

*gets the fifty gold pieces that it costs*

 

*insert Alter Bridge disc*

[DubWolf 17,264]

The vending machine turns into a jukebox.

 

*inserts Scootaloo's messenger suit*

[Sweet Dreams 1,893]

*gets a pile of blue and red thread*

 

*inserts MLP Forums*

[Sunny Fox 5,951]

Gets a Space Odysee.

 

Inserts Angel Bunny

[SomariFeyWright 776]

You get malice and self-centeredness.

 

*inserts modern Spongebob*

[DubWolf 17,264]

The machine makes this face:

 

 

*inserts a Dr. Pepper*

[Sweet Dreams 1,893]

*gets a shaken Dr Pepper can*

 

*inserts a poodle*

[DubWolf 17,264]

You get a hot dog... o.O

 

*inserts Twilight's book*

[Demirari 454]

You get Twilight Sparkle

 

*Insert Tree of Harmony + Vines*