The Vending Machine.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

You receive a Jew who won't eat that.

 

*inserts season two of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia*

Edited February 20, 2014 by CloserToTheSun

[Fishy Stick 7,833]

Receives random laughs.

 

Inserts Creaming soda

[CloserToTheSun 732]

You receive the worst soda ever.

 

*inserts Comedy Central*

[Fishy Stick 7,833]

You receive stupid new sitcoms.

 

Inserts Game console

[CloserToTheSun 732]

You receive a failing game company *CoughCapcomCough*

 

*inserts textbook*

Edited February 21, 2014 by CloserToTheSun

[Fishy Stick 7,833]

Receives copious amounts of maths

 

Inserts Musical band

Edited February 21, 2014 by The Snapp

[CloserToTheSun 732]

You receive a horrible band created by corporate hands

 

*inserts chicken fingers*

Edited February 21, 2014 by CloserToTheSun

[Denim&Venöm 20,281]

You receive an application for Hitler Fried Chicken in Thailand. 

 

Inserts John Joseco

[CloserToTheSun 732]

You receive a very impressive pony print.

 

*insert pony convention*

[Fishy Stick 7,833]

Receives A ton of bronys old and new boy and girl.

 

Inserts chewed gum

[CloserToTheSun 732]

You received a five pack of mint gum.

 

*inserts cracked bat*

[Sky Cutter 294]

You get air

 

*insert fuel*

[Toon Richard 534]

*Get Strange Festive Specialized Killstreak Sandman*

 

Insert Mann Co Crate Key

[CloserToTheSun 732]

You receive nothing, the crate was empty.

 

*inserts 7-11 Big Glup*

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

You get 711 Big Bites! With that many hot dogs, I guess you oughta throw a block party to feed the neighborhood!
 

*Inserts the body of a bear and the head of a turkey*

[CloserToTheSun 732]

You receive Manbearpig

 

 

*inserts the video game Twisted Metal 2*

Edited February 22, 2014 by CloserToTheSun

[Fishy Stick 7,833]

Receives Terrible, pirated version.

 

Inserts Crappy video game console

[Acchan 232]

You get a bad video game.

 

*Inserts a sack*

[Fishy Stick 7,833]

Receives Potato

 

Inserts Bunny

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a rabbit.

 

 

 

 

I insert Scrappy Doo.

[Lightwing 12,978]

You get a hammer to smash him :okiedokielokie:

 

I insert a puppy

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a kitten.



I insert the entire nation of Arstotzka.

[Neutrino 47]

You receive a intricate and fictional province of Russia.

 

*Inserts Marty Mclfly's orange jacket from 'back to the future'*

[Fishy Stick 7,833]

You receive an absolutely incredible movie.

 

Inserts 2015

[Denim&Venöm 20,281]

You get 1986

 

Insert Evanescence' first album (the real one)

Edited February 23, 2014 by Denim&Venom