The Vending Machine.

[Blue Vexillographer 440]

Gets a horse hoof plushie

 

Inserts 10 peanuts...

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

Recieve 40 cashews

 

 

 

Insert a chair

[crispy fries 432]

Receives a wrestler who was hit by the chair

 

Inserts dolla dolla billz y'all

[SFyr 1,982]

Receives a hastily-written IOU.

 

Inserts half a bagel, a mayo packet, and a picture of Gandhi.

[crispy fries 432]

Receives Indian independence covered in bread crumbs and mayo.

 

Inserts some random paperwork

Edited February 25, 2016 by crispy fries

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

Receive an oragami swan

 

 

 

Insert an angry cat

[Blue Vexillographer 440]

Recieves an angry dog

 

Inserts an air freshener

[crispy fries 432]

Receives the smell of napalm in the morning

 

Inserts performance art

Edited February 26, 2016 by crispy fries

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

Receive a wrestler

 

 

 

 

Inserts an angry high school freshman

[crispy fries 432]

Receives concentrated angst

 

Inserts a Mexican telenovela (soap opera)

[N.W. 3,619]

Receives..... Crispy Fries

 

 

Puts in an M91/30

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

*You receive an FG42, an MP40, and a potato masher*

 

*Inserts Principal Celestia's work ID*

[Blue Vexillographer 440]

Recieves the whole Canterlot High

 

Inserts a name tag

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

Receives a sharpie marker

 

 

 

 

*sqweezes a tube of toothpaste into the slot*

[Blue Vexillographer 440]

Recieves a giant toothbrush

 

Inserts a ball of yarn

[Vulcan 3,254]

Dispenses Catbug Plushie

 

 

 

 

*Inserts  Shuriken*

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

Receive a severed finger

 

 

 

 

Insert a lightsaber toy

[crispy fries 432]

Receives a poked out eye

 

Inserts Max Payne

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

Receive Mad Max

 

 

 

 

Insert a pencil

[Blue Vexillographer 440]

Receives an empty pencil box

 

Inserts a plastic bag

[crispy fries 432]

Receives a choking hazard

 

Inserts a tragic backstory

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

Receives one of those emo "cri everytiem" OCs

 

 

 

Inserts a UFO

[crispy fries 432]

Receives a suspicious probe

 

Inserts a whole lotta hoopla

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

Receive an Oompa Loompa

 

 

 

 

Insert light waves that I have managed to freeze because science

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

*Receives a Nobel prize trophy*

 

*Inserts one of Chrysalis' wings*