The Vending Machine.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Receives 115.

 

Inserts zombies from 115.

[Zalgo 593]

Receive Doctor Richtofen

 

*Inserts Doctor Doom*

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Receives a but kicking from the Fantastic Four. (but the Thing really likes you)

 

inserts a dime, a good attitude, a cheerful smile, and a sunny morning.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Receives burnt mcdonalds dinner, messy house, and a dirty bed that makes you itchy when you lay down on it.

 

Inserts nickel.

[Rocco 567]

receives osmium

 

 

inserts head cold 

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Receives water of glass mixed with dirty drywall that get's in the way of drinking it. 

[SOHCAHTOA 51]

Since you inserted nothing, you receive the void of space. So, nada.

 

Insert Eevee.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Receive a TeeVee.

 

inserts a cup of coffee.

[Zalgo 593]

Receive Alchoholic Coffee

 

*Inserts Luna and Batman*

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Receives chocolate gummy bears.

 

*inserts cream soda*

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Receives a bizarre shipping fan fic that sickens all who read it.

 

inserts a munchkin from the lollipop guild.

[Blinding Light 81]

I hate my life...

 

You get a muffin

 

*Inserts Big Mac*

Edited January 13, 2013 by Blinding Light

[Leatherbehlt 465]

*Receives Mcdonalds rap*

 

*Inserts a light coke*

[Blinding Light 81]

*Gets weed*

 

*Inserts Rainbow Dash*

[Leatherbehlt 465]

*Receives a "cloud" from that weed you just got*

 

Inserts movie night.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Gets a cheesy black and white giant monster movie from the 50's.

 

inserts two robots, a nice guy with a good sense of humor, and two evil scientists.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Receives 5 esploded corpses.

 

*Inserts WW2*

[Zalgo 593]

Receive World War 3

 

*Inserts #*

Edited January 13, 2013 by Zalgo

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Gets hate mail from Twitter.

 

opens a can of Whoopass and pours it into the Vending machine.

[Loriem 639]

You Receive Popeye's Spinach. 

 

 

*Inserts Capricorn*

[ShyForever 284]

You receive a Diamond Tiara Plushie.

 

I insert a quarter with a string attached to it.

[Rainbow Dash Loyalty 1,275]

Receives a string with a quarter attached to it

 

*Insert the meaning of life*

[XxSAINExX 29]

You receive the #42

 

*Inserts the TARDIS*

[Rocco 567]

receives red velvet cake with cream cheese icing

 

*inserts Bill Clinton*

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Receives sexy politics.

 

*Inserts division sign*