The Vending Machine.

[Sweet Dreams 1,893]

Gets a pile of blue hair

 

Inserts Pikachu

[SomariFeyWright 776]

You get a Thunderstone.

... Now that Pikachu is left in the Vending machine. To starve. HAVE YOU NO MORALS?!

 

*inserts PETA*

[Loriem 639]

You get Pikachu covered in blood of the PETA people.

 

 

*inserts a dollar.*

[SomariFeyWright 776]

 

 

You get Pikachu covered in blood of the PETA people.

 

And the world cheered in glee.

 

*ahem*

You get a soda. Enjoy.

 

*inserts Amazing World of Gumball*

[Loriem 639]

You get an overall "It's okay".

 

 

*inserts Regular Show.*

[MagicalStarRain 599]

You get 

 

*inserts a 50 foot vending machine*

[SomariFeyWright 776]

Unfortunately, you get nothing out of it. You spend a good portion of the day trying to get it back, until something unbelievably insane and unrealistic happens. Mordecai and Rigby come in with Skips and destroy it. You get the show back.

Also, you now have quite a mix of people who hate you, respect you, or love you.

 

You get VENDINGMACHINECEPTION

 

*inserts Cave Story*

Edited October 5, 2013 by SomariFeyWright

[Loriem 639]

You get God.

 

 

*inserts religeon.*

[AdmiralZeratul 156]

You get God.

 

 

*inserts religeon.*

You get excommunicated by the pope.

 

I insert a heretic.

[Sweet Dreams 1,893]

Gets dictionary to explain to me what that word means

 

*inserts ThePinkehPie*

[Gay Bird 421]

Gets La foot rosada

 

Insert chips

Edited October 5, 2013 by DudeGuy676

[Legacy Dash 438]

Gets nothing. (Vending machine malfunctioned).

 

* Inserts DJ Shy-3

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Get a bottle of glue.

 

Insert a steak dinner.

[Loriem 639]

You get a note saying "Thx for the food, now get help, i've been in here for months."

 

 

*inserts a note saying "Huh?"*

[Sunny Fox 5,950]

You get a note saying, "Huh huh!"

 

Inserts a conspiracy theory.

[Loriem 639]

You get a hobo yelling "I'm FREE! Now I can continue chanting about how the government caused the Dust Bowl!"

 

 

*Inserts a Nuclear warhead set to detonate in three seconds.*

[Silverhoof 2,844]

You get a sudden feeling...a surge in the Force...that a million voices cried out in terror and were suddenly stilled.

Well, that and you get an envelope from Darth Vader welcoming you to the Dark Side. It has a coupon for your own Imperial cruiser and thousands of loyal storm troopers. and a name tag that says: Darth Secret.

 

I insert a bag of candy I stole from the Cutie Mark Crusaders.

Edited October 6, 2013 by Silverhoof

[MagicalStarRain 599]

You get an angry Rarity, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash. Plus an angry CMC.

 

I insert Game of Thrones.

[Sunny Fox 5,950]

You get a coin with the words "You win" on one side and "You die" on the other.

 

I insert Edgar Allen Poe.

[Loriem 639]

You get A spray of bone dust.

 

*Inserts pure evil.*

[MagicalStarRain 599]

You get Master Xehanort.

 

*inserts Cynder*

[Silverhoof 2,844]

gets a Zippo.

 

Inserts the game, "Hungry, Hungry Hippos!"

[MagicalStarRain 599]

You get 

 

*inserts the sun*

[Loriem 639]

You get Princess Celestia.

 

 

*inserts Sparx the Dragonfly.*

[Sweet Dreams 1,893]

*gets a semi-transparent pair of crushed wings*

 

*inserts a llama*