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Stupid Stuff You've Done That You Instantly Regret


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Um.......  Where do I begin?

 

Riding my bike down a very large hill.  I landed in a lake after almost killing myself fifty times.  Some little kid did the same thing later that day and broke his tricycle by hitting a truck.

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Summer of 20xx, Age 14

Dear Diary

 

Dressing up in garbage back clothes style with a large cone shape hat.  Walking down the busy highway to only get pulled over by the cops, Apparently me and my friend were boarding lining looking like the KKK clan and a few people had "number" AKA wanting to take us out...

 

I never under stood that until some one told me to wiki what the kkk clan actually was..(apparently I missed this in Social Study class on history.)

Sad truth is nether one of us could blame it on being drunk or high.. we were as clean as a fiddle.. just though it was a epic idea...

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Photo Finish,that's her name.

Makin' every-pony pretty is her number one game.

She do what she do, to make you more than you.

No-pony gonna care if what we share is true.

Cause lies are beautiful, the truth is not.

Come on little mare, you better shake that plot.

You know that's what they really all came to see.

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  • 1 year later...

Told a good friend I loved him too, He told me he loved me and etc.. so we dated and kind of.... lost each other because of that.. and damn I really miss him now.. 


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"Does not matter what they say, my sweet love! I love you! and always will." 


~Princess Luna

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Drinking a whole bottle of vodka (when im a total light weight and don't drink at all really) . Passed out and ended up in hospital with alcohol poisoning, yeah... Im sure I regretted that one instantly :P 


                                                             

 

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I drank an entire bottle of Jäger once. Now, I can drink with the best of em. But jäger has that minty, syrupy taste that just...bleh! Worst hangover of my entire life.


 

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You don't know how many times I've thought things in my head and when I said them outloud I immediately regret saying it.  I can't think of anything specific but ugh...  I hate that.  It's one thing on the internet but it's horrible IRL.

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O let's see.... This is a long list

 

Trying to pet a porcupine

Picking up a glue mouse trap with a live mouse on it

Spending 100 bucks on a girls tattoo, for her to dump me a week l8r

Experimenting... Don't ask

Having a one night stand with 3 girls on prom night (I had a gf at the time)

Going to class on November 6th 2004

Eating a ghost chili

Attempting to chug 2 liters of coke

Snorting weed

Trying to deadlift 800 pounds

Watching the Today Show with Ron Stewart

Accidentally impaling my thumb with a nail gun

Slapping a cows ass

Agreeing to watch The Muppets and Lady Gaga Xmas special

Trying durian

Putting my finger in an Oscar tank

And finally that one night I got so drunk, I couldn't remember anything but hitting the floor.

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Just now, when I got off work, I set the alarm to the store, went outside, and noticed I forgot my jacket, so I ran in, and the alarm went off, sirens blaring, phone ringing, cameras whirring.  My god, I thought I was going to go to jail for entering my own store e - e

 

Should have left my Jacket till tomorrow morning.

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This is alive again? Such huzzah!

I can now add attempting to eat banana peels, dish soap, lipstick, and the stickers off apples to the list.

Worst. Ideas. Ever.


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It was 4th of July, and I was filling a morter, and it turns out I didn't do it right. Once it blew up, sparks just went everywhere and one hit my mom in the face. She alright, so its safe to say that it was actually pretty awesome.


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[Celtore@Rutherford ~]$ sudo mkfs ext2 /dev/sdc1

"... that boot partition looks a lot bigger than it's supposed to be..."

 

And just like that, I accidentally wiped out windows 7 from my desktop. Thankfully my college is a part of MSDNAA and I could get a free copy of windows 8.1 (for development use), but I still lost a fair bit of data and time. Lesson: Before you do something like that, do an lsblk first! It only takes 2 seconds to confirm you're formatting the right partition!

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-bees. oh god the bees.

-attempting to cut my own hair, but my brain said 'don't make a mess!' so I did it over the toilet.

-pretending to like a girl

-writing clop


I only love you platonically.

As in plate tectonics.

As in two bodies sliding against each other.

<3

-Makusu

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