The Corrupted Wish Game

[DreamingOfParadise 5]

Granted, but the sish swish kills you.

 

I wish I got accepted to collegiate high school.

Edited February 20, 2013 by DreamingOfParadise

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but all the work took you away from ponies. And without ponies, you fall into a deep depression.

 

I wish I could sing like the man who sang the Russian Pinkie's Brew. I Love that damn song.

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted but that's the only things you can say

 

I wish I was invisible

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but you can't turn your invisibility off.

 

 

I wish that I had more money.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

You wish is fulfilled but for my services you're about to be billed.
My speak isn't for the weak but for those who are a pony geek.

I wish to speak like this for sometime til some silly ponyfolk corrupts my rhyme.

Edited February 20, 2013 by GolgoXIII

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted but when you lose your rhyme, you will mourn it for some time. and when that mourning time is done, you'll no longer be able to have fun.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

The user above didn't make a wish for me to corrupt..he must smell like the end of a butt.

A wish from my heart is simply a start but I wish to know who let out that fart!?

Edited February 20, 2013 by GolgoXIII

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but it has been like this for some time. So unoriginality strikes downyour wish for rhyme.

 

I wish these rhymes had more beat, so rhythm could strike down upon the readers feet.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

I compel your wish but you have the rhythm of a fish.

A simple desire of mine is set in time but can these pony folk pull off a decent rhyme?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

The wish of which is soon to be filled, shall have it's old value, violently killed.

 

I wish that one day with the rhyme, shall come a finalizing time.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Time has frozen still but you get bored easily of your accomplished thrill.

Rhyming has been fun but it's almost time to greet the sun. My next desire is to fall asleep next to a warming fire. [ Night.]

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Your wish has been granted, but prepare for mass panic. You sleep with a fire, and the danger's much higher.

[Pretty Fly for a PinkiePie 65]

Granted.... but the zombie invasion starts with zombie Tupac...

 

I wish for the best bowling ball ever.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but one day as you were about to roll it, when you swang back you accidentally crushed your nuts.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted, but N.Korea kills you for being unloyal.


I wish the lion king was based on a true story.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but the want it need it PMV is scaring the living buck out of me right now.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted, but Brittney Spears sues you for copyright infringement.


I wish Babs Seed was in Rambo.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted, but the tacos you're eating are laced with LSD and you die.


I wish for a clock that chimes 'Gangsta's Paradise' at midnight.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but when you sleep through the song, you begin having nightmares about Coolio trying to shoot you.

 

I wish flippity flappity flipflipflooplfoplfieeeeeeeeeeeeeep...

 

You know, Coolio's a bucking great singer. Holy hay.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted but Coolio slaps you for being a 'busta'

I wish i'll C U when you get there..if you ever get there.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted... *cries after listening to the song*

 

I wish there were more songs like that that could actually make somepony cry.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted, but their all My Little Pony songs.

I wish i'll see you at the crossroads.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but you forgot to follow the little child to the safety rail.

 

I wish Obamalama.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted, but it spits at me and I have to kill it.

I wish I was a freak on a leash.

[Pretty Fly for a PinkiePie 65]

Sadly, I misunderstand and turn you into a husk of Korn.

 

I wish for an idea for a wish.

Edited February 20, 2013 by Pretty Fly for a PinkiePie