The Corrupted Wish Game

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. She is a giant and eats you by mistake.

I wish that Fort William wasn't such a depressingly dull and miserable place.

[Gamerplayerextreme 11]

Granted- HOWEVER

It blows up!

 

I wish for wishing the wish to wish for an entirety of wishing wishes for wishing the wish i want to wish but continue wishing for an eternal wish of wishing, for a piece of Strawberry pie

[Flutter's lover <3 8,204]

Granted but it causes a tear in the space time continuum and you destroy the universe

 

 

I wish I didn't have a headache. 

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, you are dead.

 

I wish I could meet Fluttershy.

[Flutter's lover <3 8,204]

Granted but she's too shy to meet you and locks herself in her cottage.

 

I wish I had Tony Stark's life.

[Just some guy 1,070]

Granted.Unfortunately,you got the Marvel Zombies universe instead of the mainstream universe,so hope you enjoy your life as zombie Iron Man!

 

I wish I had the ARS suit from Vanquish.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You are beaten up and robbed before you can wear it. I then kick you in the goolies and steal your wallet. Because.

 

I wish for a good nite of rest tonite.

[Kawaii Besu 28,010]

Granted, but you get awoken for school.

I wish I had pony eyes.

[aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q 3,671]

Granted. They don't work.

 

I wish for wishes to wish for so I could wish more while I wish.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

You wish for an axe to the skull. Careful, it might give you a splitting headache.

 

I wish that RainbowDash123 knew that I was 29 and that I haven't been woken for school in over 14 years (and never on a Sunday).

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, this happens while the government is overthrown and destroyed and the new government makes something saying that those under 18 will be treated like adults while those over 18 will be treated like kids. Kids can go to work and serve in the military, while adults go to school and such.

 

I wish that I could go to Equestria.

[Ampharos 1,009]

Granted, but you are still a human, and everyone outcasts you because of it.

 

I wish that posts you make in RPs counted towards your rank.

[DJShy 872]

Granted, but you are still a human. Everypony treats you like a freak, execpt for Lyra, who becomes your stalker.

 

 

I wish for dance moves that would make everyone like me.

 

 

EDIT: CURSE YOU, NINJA!!!

 

Granted, but... I got nothing.

 

I still wish for dance moves that would make people like me.

Edited June 15, 2013 by DJ-Shy3

[Ampharos 1,009]

@, (pst... you got ninja'd) 

[DJShy 872]

@, (pst... you got ninja'd) 

 

I klnow. I edited it already.

[aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q 3,671]

Granted. You don't like the people who like you.

 

I wish I had a digestive system that could enable me to eat cellulose and ink so I could eat money.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, you can't eat anything else.

 

I wish to run my own country.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted, this happens while the government is overthrown and destroyed and the new government makes something saying that those under 18 will be treated like adults while those over 18 will be treated like kids. Kids can go to work and serve in the military, while adults go to school and such.

You glorious bastard! I have great respect for you now!

 

Granted. Your new country is one metre by one metre. The US blocks off all entry and exits. You cross the border, you get roasted for your attempted invasion. Your country is called Guanoland because someone with an axe to grind namef it for you. I hope you took a pee, because you will be standing there for some time. Oh look, it just started raining!

 

I wish that everyone under 25 suffers ingrowing toenails in all their toes.

[DJShy 872]

Granted, but now you are 12.

 

 

I wish to be in Grojband. Not just the show, but in the band.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, but you are kicked out the next day because they all hate you

 

I wish I wasn't so tired

[DJShy 872]

Granted. now you are even more tired.

 

 

I wish I wasn't kicked out.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, everyone else in Grojband quits, and you are the only member.

 

I wish for a flying car.

[Flutter's lover <3 8,204]

Granted, but something mechanical goes horribly wrong and you crash, dying in a ball of flames.

 

I wish I had more G4  pony merch

[iNsAnIty MaStEr 102]

Granted but they are alive and they kill you XD

 

 

I wish for a grain of rice.

Edited June 16, 2013 by Lightning Sketch

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. It gets lodged in your throat and you start to painfully choke. I don't know if you survive or not. I already left. With your wallet.

 

I wish for a nice cup of coffee.