The Corrupted Wish Game

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, you lose a large chunk of your brain because your eyes are so big.  I wish that Equestria met Minecraft.

[Loriem 639]

Granted, but it is the WORSTE crossover ever made.

 

 

I wish the U.S. dollar would stop inflating and loosing value.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. All your other resources dry up. You get all the money, but you need the rest of the world to supply you with food and such. The sanctions put on the states means you may no longer have an armed force of any kind and you have to keep Paris Hilton.

As the final insult, I do the rounds as a wallet stealing Santa Claus.

I wish for naturally black hair.

[Loriem 639]

Granted, but it burst into flames for no reason.

 

 

I wish I could be granted one wish.

[Snowy Storm 57]

Wish granted, but you used up your wish to make that wish. good day

 

I wish that the groups I support finish making the games they are making and the games are great to play

(Like fighting is magic, or Half-life three)

Edited October 10, 2013 by Snowy Storm

[Sweet Dreams 1,893]

Granted, but you can't buy the games because your family goes broke.

 

I wish for a puppy.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. It hates you, but loves everyone else. All attempts to communicate with it in any way lead to you being ignored to being growled at. No one will sympathize with you, as they see it as your problem.The puppy will grow into a powerful and intelligent beast. It loves everyone but you. You it hates. But the Hellhound is very, VERY patient.

And if you win, your family and it's family will have a major grudge against you.

There will be Hell to pay (and in the confusion, I nicked your wallet)


I wish for some good music.

[Cerise Hood 102]

Granted, you smell so bad you got kicked into Tartarus, and the devil decides to burn you to show people how bad he is. You smelled even worse afteryou were brunt, so all the bad people moved to Death Valley, California. The smell destroys the world, so we all move to Equestria as our OCs. Oh and I nicked your wallet .

 

I wish to spell better.

[Snowy Storm 57]

Granted, But you lose your two hands. I nicked your wallet while you cried over your loss

 

I wish for a humanized lyra that cares and loves me

Edited October 11, 2013 by Snowy Storm

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, but someone gets jealous and kills her while you sleep and you are held for ransom by the same person.

 

I wish life was easier.

[Snowy Storm 57]

(Why would you do something so evil?)
Granted. You Died

I wish to undo Franklin Clinton's death.

Edited October 11, 2013 by Snowy Storm

[Loriem 639]

Granted, But instead you die.

 

 

I wish for everything.

[Wynn-Shy 29]

Granted!
''everything'' includes your death

I whish to be human

[Cerise Hood 102]

Granted. But you fart & burp WAY to much.

 

 

I wish there were brownies for free samples here today. There are none.

Edited October 11, 2013 by EpicHarmony

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. I made them with my partner. Now you have a little nap.

When you wake up, you are strapped to a table and my partner, one Pinkamena Diane Pie is wearing a massive smile and her fun time apron. I took your wallet as was our deal. She'll give me a call if she needs me again. Hope you liked those Brownies!

I wish I could learn how my first fan-fic was such a pathetic failure.

[Cerise Hood 102]

Granted. But instead of constructive things, everyone post rude stuff, making you cry and run away to Death Valley and run out of water.

 

 

I wish to escape from Pinkamena alive.

[SomariFeyWright 776]

*has been Cupcake'd by Pinkamena*

 

I wish guys would stop being so focused on being masculine, and girls feminine. <<;

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Fine. Everyone becomes asexual. This becomes the last generation. And shortly after you realize you doomed humanity to a very boring extinction, I take your wallet.

I wish I could get this damn infected ingrowing toenail fixed!

[Loriem 639]

Granted, but then you get a wicked bad hangnail. 

 

 

I wish for a plot device.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You have twenty ingrowing finger nails. You realize this after you wake up from having re constructive surgery to make you look, sound and move like a different person. An imposter has taken your place (and is liked more by everyone else). You have nothing but the (raggedy) clothes on your back (meaning I steal you double's wallet), no support, no shelter, an empty belly and. . oh look! It's starting to rain!

 

I wish Rainbow Dash would take me for a ride.

[Glaci 119]

Granted: You fall off Rainbow Dash's back from hiiiiiigh up in the sky, all the way to your death.

 

I wish that everyone could just get along.

[Midnight Dragon 264]

Granted, but now the world is a boring place

 

I wish I could live out my vore fantasies...(I know, I'm weird xD)

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted my fellow vore. Alas, you are later killed by a hero for fore-filling those fantasies. Then you are roasted and eaten.

Then you go to hell where you are forced to endure your worst nightmares.

And the final insult? I nicked your wallet.


I wish for no hangover when I wake up.

[SomariFeyWright 776]

Granted. But you are now hanging over a cliff.

... Hey, at least I'm not taking you literally.

 

I wish Klonoa had a bigger fanbase outside of Japan.

[Kawaii Besu 28,030]

Granted, but it last for a few minutes because they don't understand Japanese.

 

I wish for cupcakes...

 

Hope this doesn't get corrupted due to something related to Pinkamena. Hint hint...