The Corrupted Wish Game

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but you stay alive afterwards. And it is REALLY REALLY PAINFUL.

 

 

 

I wish for a box of rocks. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight... here!

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted but the rocks are a lie..they don't even know how to roll.


I wish ponies would brush their teeth.

[Denim&Venöm 18,930]

Granted. The ponies brush their teeth so much that they are sharpened into fangs, and whenever they eat food they cut their own mouths and whenever they kiss they cut each others tongues, so they are very unhappy and go to Collgate, who no longer has any free time and is getting extremely stressed, so she hires Pinkemena to find you, kidnap you, and reenact all the scenes from Cupcakes on you using dental equipment. 

 

I wish I had no sensory perceptions what so ever. 

[Gay Bird 421]

Granted. You die immediately.

 

I wish my mouse wasn't broken.

[Book Horse 12]

Granted.  You have been kicked from your house, and it has been sold to someone else.

 

I wish the next person to reply becomes the dumbest person in existence. 

Seriously though, I wish there were infinite episodes of mlp:fim

[DigitalRocket 185]

granted but they all suddenly start to suck.

 

I wish that TPAM(the pony after me) likes cookies

[TwitchyTail101 8]

Granted but I like vomit cookies and we must share them

 

 

I wish Pinkie Pie comes to visit me for a day

[DigitalRocket 185]

Granted but she fuck your shit up royally and you get the blame for it.

 

I wish that TPAM isn't TPAM.

Edited February 12, 2014 by DigitalRocket

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, I am now a genderbent Gasai Yuon with a major crush on your girlfriend.


 

I wish that I could play the Destiny PS3 Beta before its official beginning.

[DigitalRocket 185]

granted but you ps3 breaks the same day

 

I wish more people could understand hotdog buns

 

Granted, I am now a genderbent Gasai Yuon with a major crush on your girlfriend.

 

wait you have a major crush on my right hand???

[TwitchyTail101 8]

Granted but hotdog buns are so popular they go out of stock and the makers refuse to make more leading you to quit using hotdog buns

 

 

I wish that my wish becomes corrupted

[clockwork24 103]

Granted. your corrupted wish finds it's way into your computer, and corrupts the hard drive.

 

I wish that Pokemon were real, but only with the same parameters of the anime.

Edited February 14, 2014 by clockwork24

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Granted. However, you are killed in a freak accident offscreen.

 

I wish to be omniscient!

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. However, the problem of this is that it is completely impossible on every level. The paradox shatters reality! Fortunately, The Gods had saved and where able to load back-ups. You get left with a crushing headache that you never really get over (and yes, I steal your wallet).

I wish giant ants to roam the earth.

[Denim&Venöm 18,930]

Granted. It happens to be giant versions of the movie Ants, which are only twice as big as the original vhs, therefore inconvinient, unplayable and tossed into a mass recycling bin. 

 

I wish that I got an MLP tattoo that everyone thought was cool. 

[clockwork24 103]

Granted, but it was only a temporary tattoo...

 

I wish that I lived in Galilee at the time that Jesus made his ministry.

Edited February 14, 2014 by clockwork24

[Denim&Venöm 18,930]

Granted. You learn that Jesus was actually a Buddhist.

 

I wish Discord was voiced by Bella Legosi

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You are Pontius Pilatu.

I wish I were Nemesis the Warlock

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but everyone hates you and you are immediately pwned by n00bz with OP spells.



I wish that this was happening to TPAM: 

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but now I can't do math.

 

I wish I had an Applebloom plush

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Granted, but looks like the Lyra plushie (may be a good or bad thing for you, but still corrupt)

 

I wish there were a mlp / team fortress 2 crossover episode

[CloserToTheSun 732]

(As long as it's not that Lyra plush....

 

Wish granted, but Steam says it will be released after Half-Life 3 for reasons they do not disclose

 

I wish I had a Wii system so I could play Brawl

Edited February 15, 2014 by CloserToTheSun

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Granted, but you can only play any game halfway through

 

I wish for HL3 to be released

(Btw, yes THAT plushie, muhahahaha!)

Edited February 15, 2014 by AI Pony

[CloserToTheSun 732]

(doesn't matter, I play multiplayer mode to train my Lucas game since I'm sure Ganondorf wouldn't be unlocked)

 

Granted, but the game is a fancy version of the ET video game.

 

I wish that summer would hurry up for conventions

Edited February 15, 2014 by CloserToTheSun

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Granted, but winter is hurrying just as fast as summer

 

I wish for the "last post" thread to close now