The Corrupted Wish Game

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but you look like an Ork.

 

I wish I had a cuddlely Red Panda as a pet.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but his fur eventually becomes orange, and the ocd from your original wish kills you.

 

I wish to be in a movie with Tom Hanks,

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Granted, but it's a porno.

 

I wish I could eat all I want and never gain weight.

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[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but you don't gain weight because your digestive system doesn't function correctly, and you die.

 

I wish to have a billion dollars cash, in my house, hidden, with the knowledge of no other living, or non-living being upon the money.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but you never find it.



I wish for a bushel of crabs.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but why you want to have crabs is beyond me. I mean, its an awful disease.

 

I wish I could get the vinyl of Sigur Ros' album '( )'.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. I leave your wallet, but take your eyes and deafen you as well as disable your sense of touch. I also remove your tongue, but just as a treat for my wee dog. Enjoy knowing that you own that fine album (which I nick after five seconds).

I wish for a nice ham sandwich.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but Ponyo steals it from you

 

 

I wish I had a can of Dr. Pepper

[FluffyGoat13 375]

Granted, but its just a can

 

I wish i had a warscythe

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

Granted... but it is a war between scythes...

 

 

 

 

I wish I could catch that Varmint!

[FluffyGoat13 375]

granted, but when you catch it it flays you.

 

i wish i was immortal

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

Granted but you can never leave the desert... 

 

 

I wish I had guns that weren't from 1893.

[FluffyGoat13 375]

granted, now you have guns that are from 1869

 

i wish i had a gauss flayer

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but it's not what you think.

 

I wish Build-A-Bear would confirm an Applebloom plush....and a release date.

[FluffyGoat13 375]

granted, but its of crappy quality

 

.....

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

.... Granted but it only has 4 dots

 

 

I wish I could be a war horse

[FluffyGoat13 375]

granted, but you die immediatly

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but you do worry about blank.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwFKSl-3dPc

 

I wish I there would be an EQLA this year.

[DigitalRocket 185]

granted, it sucks hard

 

i wish for pies

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Granted, but you immediately get diabetees right before the fist forkful reaches your mouth.

 

I wish I had telekenisis

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, you hear everyone else's thoughts. ALL AT THE SAME TIME.

 

I wish to play wizard's chess

[RED20 289]

The wizard is the Ice King, and he's really annoying.

 

I wish for a goldfish.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but it's the murdering goldfish from the South Park episode, "Spookyfish".

 

I wish I didn't have to get up early tomorrow morning.

 

 

The wizard is the Ice King, and he's really annoying.

I think I'd be okay with that.

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

Granted. Your bed has been fitted with hydrolics, you'll be tossed out in the morning.

 

I wish I had a pony.

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Granted, but it's Twist.

F*cking Twist.

 

I.wish I had money.