The Corrupted Wish Game

[Nemesis Atlas 31]

Granted. You get Alzheimer every time you remember something.

I wish that I can get a portal gun :3

[DJ Dashie 48]

Definitely granted!

 

I wish I had a potato. :3

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Granted! But,it's a rotten potato.

 

I wish building stuff was as easy as it is in Minecraft.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, now the game is lame.

 

I wish the Chinese I had was better than it was.

[Glitterheart 64]

Granted.  It was the best Chinese in all of history and as a result you are now so far in debt that you need to fake your own death and start over in South America.

 

I wish I could move off this island.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, as you leave, your boat sinks in shark infested waters. Then you start to bleed.

 

I wish I didn't have to wait two weeks for the comic I'm currently following and loving.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted. The next one is rushed to release and is terrible in every way.

 

 

 

I wish I had a teleporter.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, it scrambles your atoms. It doesn't kill you, but displaces your body and your conscience is in a limbo like state.

 

I wish the kids I'm babysitting tonight won't go crazy.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Granted. But,all you can do is sleep.

 

I wish I had a Mew plushie.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but it looks nothing like Mew.



I wish that the Summer Sales were on already and I had cash.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, it's Monopoly money.

 

I wish I wasn't so tired.

[roguesoul 85]

Fine you'll never need rest again, nor will you ever gain the sleep of death. Immortality b****

I wish I could travel the world. 

[MarcelineA 126]

Granted, but everywhere you go the leader of that country/island kidnaps you and when you try to go to the Poles, global warming heats up to the point they melt and boil

 

*I wish for Finn The Human to be real* ^-^

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted. There's a global thermonuclear war, which turns the Earth into the Land of Ooo. Thus you are dead, and FInn is now real.

 

 

 

I wish that I had Wolfenstein: The New Order.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, you have the box but not the game.

 

I wish I had more money for comics.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but you can now only buy comics. Nothing else. Not even food, water or bills.


I wish that I had a little more time before my last 2 exams.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, you have one whole minute, which you squander.

 

I wish my car was already clean.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but it now no longer functions properly and has to be repaired, costing you about $2000.



I wish that Watch_Dogs for Wii U was already out.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, it's lack luster in everyway.

 

I wish my fingernail would just grow back already.

[SnipSnap 432]

Granted, but your fingernail will keep growing and you won't be able to trim it.

 

I wish that I could have infinite wishes

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, now if you even think the word wish, it will be granted with horrible, twisted consequences. Yay for the monkey's paw!

 

I wish Applebloom was real.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but you never meet her.

 

 

 

I wish for cheese puffs.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but you get diabetus.

 

I wish I could meet Arthur Darvill.

 

 

Granted, but you never meet her.

Ouch. You win there with that corrupted wish.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but you insult him accidentally.

 

 

 

I wish that I had the world's best memory.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, now you can't math.

 

 

I wish my check this month will have some extra cash in it due to me doing overtime during the fires.