The Corrupted Wish Game

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

Granted, but minutes are now centuries.

I wish Flash Sentry had a personality.

[FluffyGoat13 375]

Granted, having a personality is now not-normal.

 

 

I wish i could meet this guy:

 

[Sonic Shimmer 4,132]

Wish granted but he's not overly fond of you.

 

I wish I could teleport at will.

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

granted, but you can only teleport to places in Russia.

 

I wish that Cher Lloyd would stop making music.

[FluffyGoat13 375]

Granted, there is now no such thing as music. MLP is now ruined, good job.

 

I wish i to have a large bowl of chicken noodle soup

Edited November 1, 2014 by BritishBrony 13

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

Granted, but now you can't eat anything, and you die hous later.

I wish Bart Baker would kill himself.

[AkiraLeeJounouchi 857]

Granted. Now for the Bad News Due to a time paradox created by the doctor nothing bad happens to this wish.

 

I wish I had a cat who loves various hats.

[Galen Selanno 351]

Granted, but he tries to get rid of pink rings with pop guns.

 

I wish I could have Vinyl Scratch's headphones, even though I already have Sennheiser HD 203s.

[AkiraLeeJounouchi 857]

Granted, she murders you in order to get it back. (Don't f*** with her headphones. )

I wish I could make a wish that would make a bad wish turn good.

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

Granted, but then the universe splodes.

 

I wish that Pitbull would realize that he's a douchebag.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but as a result other artists gain an even LARGER ego.




I wish for a tennis ball.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Granted, but it has replaced one of your... erm... things that I'm presuming you have because on your profile, your gender is listed as male.

 

I wish for a growth and shrink ray.

[FluffyGoat13 375]

Granted. It is has one shot.

 

 

I wish i had a wish that could wish wishes for wishing wishes.

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

Granted, but now you become Gir.

 

I wish that Diamond Tiara would get sent to the moon.

[FluffyGoat13 375]

Why the hell would i corrupt that ^?

 

 

I wish i could open up inter-universal wormholes and go to other universes.

Edited November 2, 2014 by BritishBrony 13

[AkiraLeeJounouchi 857]

Granted you get stuck in the Pits of Hades.

I wish I had a special Dish.

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

Granted, but a misunderstand it. Now you get a tragic fish.

 

I wish that James Brown was still alive, as a normal human. No zambie.

[Galen Selanno 351]

Granted, but he speaks Spanish.

 

I wish that people would quit disagreeing with one another on purpose.

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

Granted, but now everybody agrees on everything, causing America to be nuked my Kim Jong Un.

 

I wish Notch would add Fluttershy to Minecraft.

[Galen Selanno 351]

Granted, but she's 20% cooler than Rainbow Dash.

 

I wish Kim Jong Un would JUST DIE ALREADY!

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

^I can't possibly make that corrupted in any way that isn't racist.

 

I wish I wish I was a contractor.

[AkiraLeeJounouchi 857]

Granted, you demolish NYC by mistake cause allot of people to get hurt, go out of business and be homeless.

 

Granted, but a misunderstand it. Now you get a tragic fish.

 

I wish that James Brown was still alive, as a normal human. No zambie.

This Truly came as a surprise to me. I didn't know he was dead. O.o RIP James Brown, I will always remember you teaching Jackie Chan your styles in The Tuxedo.

 

I wish I was not sad now.

[FluffyGoat13 375]

Granted, you now enter a psychotic rage

 

I wish i could instantly complete all of my GCSE Controlled Assessments AND get at least  B's

Edited November 3, 2014 by BritishBrony 13

[AkiraLeeJounouchi 857]

Granted. Everybody has to revert back to O'levels including you.

 

I wish I had a job already.

[FluffyGoat13 375]

Granted, its really boring and doesn't pay that well

 

I wish i didn't just forget to add a wish for 1.5 seconds

Edited November 3, 2014 by BritishBrony 13