The Corrupted Wish Game

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted.

The world goes black for you. You awake chained to a dungeon wall. There is a man sized goblin leering at you. You pick up the strong smell of bad fish, and notice that the room is filled with crate upon crate of old rancid sub-standard surströmming. The Goblin has a spoon. You must eat every single bite. Should you throw up, you will have that fed to you as well. No bathroom breaks. Also, the same ABBA song is playing on repeat. You'd bribe the Goblin, but I nicked your wallet and pawned your stuff.

I wish I could go on an unholy city destroying rampage of hellish might!

[Troubleshoes Clyde 107]

Granted, you can rampage throught this Lego city with is unholy because the priest didn't bless it.

 

I wish for some tasty pie.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted. You get some tasty pie filled with extra-special, unknown meat. It looks pink, even has some fur in it. Eat up!

 

I wish for the ability to stop and start time by thinking it. But the only thing that keeps working when time is stopped will be my mind. Thoughts, and such.

Edited May 31, 2015 by Lord Bradley

[baba_booey 4,299]

Granted, but the universe explodes when you use it.

 

I wish I was a better Team Fortress 2 player.

[Sweetie-Belle 180]

Granted. You are the only TF2 player, therefore you are the best at it.

 

I wish I could be happier.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Denied. No one can be happy. You can get some Ice Cream, though. Costs 20 dollars.

 

I wish for a berry.

[TimeyMarey007 110]

Granted. However, they're poisoned.

 

I wish for me to get around continuing stories.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, you start churning out stories at such a rate that it takes over your life, you lose your job, have no future prospects and to make matters worse, nobody actually reads what you write.



I wish people read and liked my poems.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. However, the one person who read them was a creepy plagiarising git, who kidnaps you, and buries you alive in a coffin with a long breathing tube, as well as a water drippier and a feeding pipe that gives you tasteless gruel. The creep then claims all your work as his and becomes a total celebrity, as your work inspires a social movement that brings about world peace and utter enlightenment.

You remain trapped in that coffin for all times. It really begins to smell on the second day. You have no light nor any way to measure time. You also cannot move.

As for the creep. . . he isn't me. I nicked your wallet, and he nabbed you as you were chasing me.


I wish to create a successful meme.

[Misty Rose 3,215]

Granted, but it will annoy even you within a few days to the point you regret ever making it

 

I wish to see Mount Everest in person

[Edgeworth1001 648]

Wish granted, it's covered in graffiti

 

I wish I was more productive

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, now you work in a Chinese sweatshop.

 

Damn it worng thread

Edited June 3, 2015 by Blixhauq

[Misty Rose 3,215]

Granted, but soon you get so productive and carried away that you run out of things to do

 

I wish I could play the piano

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, you CAN play the piano, but you're terrible at it.

 

I wish Fallout 4 was released now.

[Edgeworth1001 648]

Granted. It's worse than Watch_Dogs and Sonic Boom combined

 

I wish I didn't had any speech impairments. 

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, but now you're deaf.

 

I wish I had the ability of teleporting wherever I want to go to.

[Misty Rose 3,215]

Granted, but you must also succumb to involuntary and random teleportation

 

I wish I could travel anywhere

Edited June 4, 2015 by Pink Mist

[Edgeworth1001 648]

Granted, you ended up teleporting into a black hole on accident

 

I wish I had more money

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, you have a million Zimbabwean dollars.

 

I wish for world hunger to be solved.

Edited June 4, 2015 by Blixhauq

[Misty Rose 3,215]

Granted, but in its place a deadly virus

 

I wish to become a magical fairy and go to Neverland  lol

[Edgeworth1001 648]

Wish granted, you're captured by pirates.

 

I wish I knew what I wish for so that I knew what I'm wishing for and post that wish so that it would be a corrupted wish.

[Misty Rose 3,215]

Granted but you will end up wishing for something that will end your life

 

I wish for the meaning of life

[Edgeworth1001 648]

Wish granted, it's Pinkie.

 

I wish Bronycon would come sooner.

[Misty Rose 3,215]

Granted, but the date clashes with an event in your life to where you won't be able to go

 

I wish for the ability to fly

[Edgeworth1001 648]

Granted, you can only fly when the plot requires it

 

I wish I had more time