The Corrupted Wish Game

[Edgeworth1001 648]

Wish granted, it's covered in graffiti

 

I wish I was more productive

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, now you work in a Chinese sweatshop.

 

Damn it worng thread

Edited June 3, 2015 by Blixhauq

[Misty Rose 3,216]

Granted, but soon you get so productive and carried away that you run out of things to do

 

I wish I could play the piano

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, you CAN play the piano, but you're terrible at it.

 

I wish Fallout 4 was released now.

[Edgeworth1001 648]

Granted. It's worse than Watch_Dogs and Sonic Boom combined

 

I wish I didn't had any speech impairments. 

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, but now you're deaf.

 

I wish I had the ability of teleporting wherever I want to go to.

[Misty Rose 3,216]

Granted, but you must also succumb to involuntary and random teleportation

 

I wish I could travel anywhere

Edited June 4, 2015 by Pink Mist

[Edgeworth1001 648]

Granted, you ended up teleporting into a black hole on accident

 

I wish I had more money

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, you have a million Zimbabwean dollars.

 

I wish for world hunger to be solved.

Edited June 4, 2015 by Blixhauq

[Misty Rose 3,216]

Granted, but in its place a deadly virus

 

I wish to become a magical fairy and go to Neverland  lol

[Edgeworth1001 648]

Wish granted, you're captured by pirates.

 

I wish I knew what I wish for so that I knew what I'm wishing for and post that wish so that it would be a corrupted wish.

[Misty Rose 3,216]

Granted but you will end up wishing for something that will end your life

 

I wish for the meaning of life

[Edgeworth1001 648]

Wish granted, it's Pinkie.

 

I wish Bronycon would come sooner.

[Misty Rose 3,216]

Granted, but the date clashes with an event in your life to where you won't be able to go

 

I wish for the ability to fly

[Edgeworth1001 648]

Granted, you can only fly when the plot requires it

 

I wish I had more time

[Misty Rose 3,216]

Granted, but that extra time would be packed with responsibilities

 

I wish I had a car

[Edgeworth1001 648]

Wish granted, it's a rundown rustbucket.

 

I wish I knew how to drive.

[Misty Rose 3,216]

Granted, but you die in a car accident shortly

 

I wish I had a new laptop

[gamecubeguy214 2,512]

Granted, but it has PAC-MAN fever.

I wish that you couldn't corrupt my wish.

[Edgeworth1001 648]

Wish granted, YOU corrupted the wish instead

 

I wish i had a hot dog

[Eye Whisperer XX 32]

wish...dident work

I wish for a pet wof

[TimeyMarey007 110]

Granted. Nobody knows what a "wof" is, therefore, you don't get one.

 

I wish for Michael Bay-grade explosions in the background.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted. Delivering 23 timed and activated nuclear warheads to your destination...

 

I wish for something truly awesome to happen at my school right now. Also that I survive through it.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted.

 

It's the rapture. You see everyone gloriously Ascend heavenward to Paradise. You are left behind. To live in a damned world.

 

And I nicked your wallet as well.

 

 

I for an end to my annoying health problems

[Misty Rose 3,216]

Granted! But you must sell your soul to the Devil first

 

I wish to own infinite amounts of video games