The Corrupted Wish Game

[Misty Rose 3,215]

Granted, but that extra time would be packed with responsibilities

 

I wish I had a car

[Edgeworth1001 648]

Wish granted, it's a rundown rustbucket.

 

I wish I knew how to drive.

[Misty Rose 3,215]

Granted, but you die in a car accident shortly

 

I wish I had a new laptop

[gamecubeguy214 2,511]

Granted, but it has PAC-MAN fever.

I wish that you couldn't corrupt my wish.

[Edgeworth1001 648]

Wish granted, YOU corrupted the wish instead

 

I wish i had a hot dog

[Eye Whisperer XX 32]

wish...dident work

I wish for a pet wof

[TimeyMarey007 110]

Granted. Nobody knows what a "wof" is, therefore, you don't get one.

 

I wish for Michael Bay-grade explosions in the background.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted. Delivering 23 timed and activated nuclear warheads to your destination...

 

I wish for something truly awesome to happen at my school right now. Also that I survive through it.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted.

 

It's the rapture. You see everyone gloriously Ascend heavenward to Paradise. You are left behind. To live in a damned world.

 

And I nicked your wallet as well.

 

 

I for an end to my annoying health problems

[Misty Rose 3,215]

Granted! But you must sell your soul to the Devil first

 

I wish to own infinite amounts of video games

[TimeyMarey007 110]

Granted. But the only ones you get are extremely horrible 1980s video games.

 

I wish for another Timothy Dalton movie.

[Misty Rose 3,215]

Granted! But it's the worst movie ever made

I wish for a neverending supply of chocolate

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[Superstars111 79]

It's liquid sugarless chocolate that's constantly being poured on your head.

I wish I could see my friends more during the summer.

[TimeyMarey007 110]

Granted. They become worst enemies and now you see them everyday.

 

I wish my vectors don't end up us flops.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. They can be broken like sandstone.

I wish the brony fandom became like this:

[TimeyMarey007 110]

Granted. Now an actual protest against the brony community happened in one part of the world. x-)

 

I wish for a completely destroyed Bugatti Veyron.

[Edgeworth1001 648]

Granted, now you can't drive it.

 

I wish Emo wasn't a thing

[Superstars111 79]

It isn't. Every emo person decides that emo is so five minutes ago, and becomes Elmo instead.

 

I wish that I could always be clean without having to bathe or shower.

[Digger2335 18]

Granted. But now you become so clean, that everything you see seems extremely dirty to you.

 

I wish for a (legitimate) money generator.

[Superstars111 79]

It's yours. But you have no way of stopping it. It produces so much money that it all becomes worthless, and people switch back to the barter system.

I wish that my computer had as much space as I wanted without having to delete anything.

[TimeyMarey007 110]

Granted. The old stuff now turn into virus.

 

I wish I could be better again at making maps.

[Soaring Symphony 372]

granted, but now you suck at everything else you were good at.  that includes basic things like eating sleeping and breathing so therefore, you are dead.

 

I wish the Mane six didn't have to get rid of the Elements of Harmony.  In the first 3 seasons, pretty much the entire show was based on them.

[Misty Rose 3,215]

Granted, they didn't get rid of them. But then all of Equestria was overrun by the treacherous Everfree plants and was covered forever

 

I wish I didn't have to go to school

[Silverhoof 2,840]

Granted. Enjoy your job as a dishwasher.

 

I wish I would go to the real Equestria world and become my unicorn ponysona, Silverhoof.

[Misty Rose 3,215]

Granted, but you were accidentally transported to an evil and totalitarian version of Equestria

 

I wish that I could be Princess Luna