The Corrupted Wish Game

[cwhip9 1,078]

Granted but its death note which belgond to the gov but classified happen and your cat eat your house I wish season 6 would start already

[Tech Reel 444]

Granted, it's begun, but only showing the progress Hasbro made with it so far. Just storyboards lacking most of the recorded dialogue and music. Enjoy!

 

I wish I could get a hug from Pinkie Pie whenever I'm super sad.

[Superstars111 79]

Granted, but she's always in "straight-hair mode" whenever it happens, so she only gives wimpy, pathetic hugs that give you the impression that she'd rather be anywhere but with you.

(I feel really bad about corrupting that wish, by the way... Please forget I ever even dared to imagine that corruption.)

 

I wish that I could dance with friends all across the country.

[Tech Reel 444]

Granted, but the dance continues until you've traversed the entire country. And like a normal dance routine there are no breaks or resting.

 

I wish I could have my own TARDIS.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. It was stolen by The First Doctor.

 

At least you have your health-ooops! I nicked your heart.

 

Have fun in the afterlife (spoiler, you won't).

 

 

I wish to avoid spoilers for The Force Awakens until after I see it.

[Tech Reel 444]

Granted, you see the movie in theaters with all the major plot points cut out. You'll have to pay for another ticket to see it in full.

 

I wish I had ideas for a bunch of YouTube videos for my channel.

[Stormlight 1,371]

Granted. But it seems like any of your videos don't capture the viewer's attention. How unlucky.

 

I wish I could fly around as freely as I want to.

[Quiz Flight 277]

Granted. But it seems like any of your videos don't capture the viewer's attention. How unlucky.

 

I wish I could fly around as freely as I want to.

Couldn't stop flying, could never land again*

 

I wish I wasn't misunderstood. ; -;

[Sekr Gray 520]

Oh boy. Hitting me home here :/
GRANTED: While everybody understands you, you also find it impossible to hide anything, as you're now completely transparent.

Nice and simple...I wish for a special somepony.

Edited December 16, 2015 by Sekr Gray

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. I leave your special at your door sans heart. Then I snatch yours. Not being romantic. I think I'm a serial killer. Huh.

Anyway, I'll bung you both in the same unmarked grave. I'm no a total monster.

 

 

I wish to never get caught for my crimes.

[Vulcan 3,254]

Granted. you never get caught because all your crimes are undone, every wallet, every heart, every death ,undone as if you had never done them. 

 

 

I wish @@Midnight Seeker, would post below me X3 ...and he couldn't harm or steal from me :3

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. I clone myself and have my copy beat you up, steal your wallet and then rip out your heart. We high five and walk away.

 

I wish my clone would die suddenly in a grizzly gory and highly amusing manner.

[Tech Reel 444]

Granted, but before it does, it clones you again. This leaves you right back where you started..sorry.

 

I wish Derpy would help me feel happier right now.

[Trottermare Galamane 12,005]

Granted, But then you realize that every time you move closer to him he get pulled further away...Leaving you in a never ending cycle of happiness just outside of your reach.(so sorry)

 

"by JustaninnocentPony"

 

I wish I could Have someone discus my first theory I had on this Forum with me.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. Best talk fast. Five minutes after we start, it's heart rippin time infidel.

 

I wish to have my own dungeon for super magic fun times with lucky, lucky people's.

[Tech Reel 444]

Granted, but it's a toy model. No lucky people, just lucky dolls.

 

I wish Derpy could fly me home each day after work.

[Trottermare Galamane 12,005]

Granted, Derpy will fly you to the nearest "Home Depot" immediately after work and then he will drop you from a height of 5^ft strait onto your back.

 

I wish I could cook better.

[Tech Reel 444]

Granted, but you start cooking and eating humans, resulting in your arrest.

 

I wish I'll be able to find someone who plays guitar before Christmas.

[Trottermare Galamane 12,005]

Granted, but he steals all your stuff right before Christmas and you never see him again.

 

I wish I could speak every human language on the planet.

Edited December 17, 2015 by Trottermare Galamane

[Tech Reel 444]

Granted, but now your language is constantly shifting from one to the next. By the end of each day you've cycled through every human language. Good luck keeping up a conversation.

 

I wish I could go to Equestria and hang out with Pinkie at Sugar Cube Corner.

[Trottermare Galamane 12,005]

Granted, But she is a very angry Pinkamina Pie and drags you into the Cellar so that you can "Help" her with the ingredient's to making her "Special" Cupcake's 

 

I wish everyone understood my humor?

[Sekr Gray 520]

Granted. Now we all use the same jokes, and all the humor is gone with every joke used again, and again, and again...

 

 

I wish I had some shampoo :3

[Tech Reel 444]

Granted, but it gets in your eyes. Owie.

 

I wish Spike would be my assistant, performing just as well as when he helps Twilight.

[Sekr Gray 520]

Spike? Do I even need to mess this one up? He now has a constant case of the hiccups. Hope he didn't just send that fanfic of yours with two Banana Cream pies and a tortoise to Celestia.

 

I wish for the mighty Trottermare to be next poster :V

[Trottermare Galamane 12,005]

Granted, but he come's bringing bad news, informing you that we are no longer married and I have found someone else.

 

 "by Chryseum"

 

(that was a hard one to corrupt)

 

I wish I had a full, perfectly made cup of tea that is always full and always at 71° Celsius?