The Corrupted Wish Game

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

granted, the words are now reversed, with good luck meaning bad

 

 

 

I wish I was just born with all the knowledge I'll need in life, rather than needing to go to school

Edited February 27, 2016 by A Canadian Fritter

[Vulcan 3,254]

Granted,but you would never meet the love your life , which you would have met in college. Now she's with another man and you must live the rest of your knowing that things could have been better.

 

 

 

 

I wish that MLP....never existed....

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,827]

Granted, with MLP gone, you get a revival of Barney the Dinosaur instead.

 

I wish for a taco

Edited February 27, 2016 by PONinja4

[Vulcan 3,254]

Granted but it screams in agonizing pain as you consume it.

 

I wish the Internet never existed

[icyfire 433]

Granted, Now everyone just runs around with megaphones yelling there status updates and throwing pictures everywhere...24/7 you cannot go anywhere without the constant updates. No where. 

 

I wish I could be a master at art

[PacificGreen 1,163]

Granted, but you begin to art binge as a result of your newfound skill and thus spend all your days painting and don't get enough sleep. You end up having to drive sleepily on the road and crash and die.

 

I wish for delish fish on a Polish dish.

Edited February 27, 2016 by PGNatsu

[crispy fries 432]

Granted, but the Polish dish had lead-based paint on it, and you end up getting lead poisoning.

 

I wish for a spinoff with the pie sisters.

[PacificGreen 1,163]

Granted. The pie sisters, however, are background characters, and the spinoff is focused on Angel Bunny abusing Fluttershy.

 

I wish I knew what I wanted to wish for.

[Number62 1,247]

Granted, but you lose free will to prevent indecisiveness.

 

I wish to be invulnerable, even to parasites and diseases.

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

Granted, but you never age, and must watch everyone you know and love die for the rest of time

 

(That got a tad dark)

 

 

I wish my little sister was such an annoying rotten asshole

[Vulcan 3,254]

Granted, She annoys you for the rest of your life.

 

 

 

 

I wish that you have a good today ^ ^ 

[Soaring Symphony 372]

Granted (and thank you), but you on the other hand fall off a cliff and break every bone in your body.

 

I wish for an alien invasion, because that is literally the only way for us stupid humans to achieve world peace.

[Vulcan 3,254]

Granted.

 

These are the invaders

 

 

 

I wish anime never existed

[crispy fries 432]

Granted, but now there is no more waifu to comfort you.

 

I wish for an A in math class.

[Vulcan 3,254]

Granted.it is now called MAath class

 

 

I wish you the best of luck ^ ^

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. Luck is what I call my axe. I'll give you all the best of her. I promise.

 

 

I wish that all limits on me could be removed!
 

 

(That got a tad dark)
 

 

 

Oh, my sweet, darling summer child.

 

[Mars Orbit 729]

Granted! All mental and physical limits have been removed!

Including bones, so now you are just a weird blobby thing, and without mental limits you go mad with all the knowledge of the universe, so now you are a crazy weird blobby thing.

 

I wish for the space bar!

[Blue Vexillographer 440]

You get a space ban and cannot go to space...

 

I wish for an earmuff...

Edited February 29, 2016 by Agent Blueberry

[Minepro 107]

Granted. It's made of barbed wire.

 

I wish for a laptop that I can write on.

[crispy fries 432]

Granted, but it's just a whiteboard you can put on your lap.

 

I wish for a nice vacation.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,827]

Granted, but you only get 5 mins. of vacation only, and after that, back to work.

 

I wish for a taco

[Tameless 979]

Granted, but it's a meatless taco.

 

I wish I had a stuffed bear

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,827]

Granted, but you get a stuffed Barney the dinosaur instead.

 

I wish for a burrito.

[Sasha Wingson 11]

Granted, your burrito awaits for you in my stomach.

 

I wish to someday be good at flying

[Crypty Scribbles 3,230]

Simple! Granted. Now you're fly.

 

I wish extra day off.