The Corrupted Wish Game

[DubWolf 17,250]

 

Granted, you become very sad.

Woops, ninja'd.

 

Granted, but they all draw that cheap "modern, interpretive art"!

 

I wish for people in Call of Duty to play the fn objective.

Edited March 27, 2017 by Ghost Wolf

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but  there's now a lot of  blind spots.

I wish the "gorillaz humanz" album come out already. 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Not granted,you will have to wait

I wish that I had a chocolate cake

Edited March 28, 2017 by ScruffyTheStallion

[TBD 17,254]

granted  here a "chocolate" cake.

I wish I can do sky diving.

 

[Duality 10,740]

Granted, sans parachute.

I wish for nothing to go wrong with this wish.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted!
But then your next wish goes horribly, horribly wrong

I wish for more threads to post on!
:V

 

[Number62 1,258]

Granted, here's some string.

I wish I had a dollar.

[Duality 10,740]

Sure, here's an Australian one.

I wish for a star to be named after me.

Edited March 28, 2017 by Duality
argh ninja

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted you now have a star named after you

I wish for food XD

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted!
You get eaten by a bear!

I wish the deep sea fish would be less scary XD

 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! the fishies are now less scary XD

I wish for a better life when I get to miami

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, you get there and play the lottery, only to win, then lose it all at a casino o3o

I wish I could win the lottery

 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! you will win the lottery

I wish you could give me some of your money from the lottery winnings

[Duality 10,740]

Granted. But you get arrested because The_Gobo is actually an embezzler using you for his nefarious purposes.

I wish for a ninja minion.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! you now have a ninja minion.

I wish for today to be a great day.

[Hoppy 699]

Granted but tomarow will be the worst day of your life 

i wish my fanfic wood right itself 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted,your fanfic will now right itself XD

I wish tomorrow will not be my worst day of my life

[Duality 10,740]

Granted, it'll be your second worst.

I wish to be One Punch Man.

[Widdershins 9,959]

   Granted, but you quite literally are a One Punch Man. Your hands are now glass and can only ever punch once with either of them!

 

 Uhm... Hmm...

 I wanna hug.  Uh... I mean, I wisha hug!

[Soaring Symphony 372]

Granted, you get "hugged" by a giant Venus Fly Trap . . . and then painfully dissolved in acid.

 

I wish to be teleported to a magical world of puppies, kittens and rainbows where everyone gets along and there's happy endings for everyone.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted you have now teleported to a magical world of puppies, kittens and rainbows where everyone gets along and there's happy endings for everyone c:

I wish for a cuban sandwich XD

[Duality 10,740]

Sure, man, but you get busted for assisting illegal Cuban immigrants into the country by importing them in sandwiches. Diabolical.

I wish for a sentient emoji army to crush my enemies.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! you now have a sentient emoji army to crush your enemies

I wish for another awesome day and a burrito! C:

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, your day is awesome! But, Deadpool drops in, and knocks you out and steals your Burrito, and he starts talking too himself about who is best Alicorn while eating your burrito.

I wish someone would buy me a gundam plastic model kit without anything going wrong.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! I have bought you one on amazon and it will be arriving in a few days lol

I wish someone gave me a gift card for amazon for me to spend