The Corrupted Wish Game

[Celtore 2,770]

Granted! But today is the last day of the break. Tomorrow, it's back to the normal schedule.

I wish I could summon objects at will.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but its garage. 

I wish for black firday to have a better sale. 

[Elyrse 168]

Granted, but there are 5,000 people that will trample over you 

I wish for pizza 

[TBD 17,254]

Granted here's a month old pizza

I wish I can make money grow from tree.

 

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, a money tree is grown, but the money is just play money. o3o

I wish that the Shadow Cupkek Empire is real, and would conquer Equestria.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but pinkie ate the whole empire.

I wish more people would make more wishes for me to corrupt. 

[DixonTheAdversary 1,632]

Granted, but you can't think of any clever ways to corrupt the wishes.

I wish for Chameleon to be in Mortal Kombat 11.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but it's invisible.

I wish for a ps4

 

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, you get a PS4, but only plays classic PS1 CD games, and has no Internet connection.

I wish for Twilight Sparkle to marry me. 

[TBD 17,254]

granted but she stood you up at the wedding.

I wish  there's mlp movie 2 which will be better than the first. 

[PaulBron 173]

Granted but the movie will have focus on young 6, and the female voices will be switched to male voices.

I Wish have job that pays me a lot of money

Edited January 28, 2019 by PaulBron

[TBD 17,254]

Granted you're a kingpin and is caught by the police.

I wish I can travel through times.

 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT you're stuck during the black death. :c

I wish my mane could be tamed and sophisticated 

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but it's just a wig

I wish Springs doesn't have to come 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT 20 years from now it will be nothing but spring. 

I wish Gobo and Trotty would come back

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but they got banned 

I wish I can rock n' roll all nite.

 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT no sex drugs and rock and roll are involved. :c

I wish I could open up a carton of milk and taste it for free at the store

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but you tasted the expired ones. (reason why they're free in the first place)

I wish girl scout cookies are on sale for buy one get two free.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT they get to choose which two you get free :c

I wish I could ride a rollercoaster by myself.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but you didn't meet the required height and would need someone to ride with you.

I wish  we have reach a million in the counting game

 

 

Edited February 6, 2019 by TBD

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT we must count again.This time backwards to 1

I wish I could turn into the hulk

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but only your skin turns to green.

I wish can shiftshape. 

 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT only into a cringey old man who wears dad jeans with white sneakers.

I wish I had dad jeans btw

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but they're used, torn, and smelly 

I wish for a nice full suit.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT you can never wear it

I wish for some oversized tapping shoes