The Corrupted Wish Game

[Magicon 468]

Granted. They leave the forums and now you're all alone.

 

I wish my laptop didn't have a virus.

[AnonBrony 1,468]

Granted. Its has two viruses now.

 

 

I wish i wasn't sick... *coughs*

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

granted, the sickness has killed you

 

I wish someone would draw me as a pony :3

[Dr_Waveband 745]

Granted. They give you green fur.

 

I wish I had a better bicycle.

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

granted:

 

 

I wish I could meet Derpy

[Bari 7,023]

Granted. She ends up dropping a piano on you.

 

I wish for love and admiration.

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

granted:

ACHIEVEMENT GET:

STALKER

 

 

I wish I could go drinking w/ Berry Punch.......wut?

[~Muffin of Chaos~ 184]

Granted, but you get arrested for Drinking-and-flying.

 

I wish for a Wizard 101 code ;P

[Magicon 468]

granted. Too bad it's broken.

 

I wish it was Thursday (don't ask )

[Dr_Waveband 745]

Granted. A new calendar is implemented world-wide. Now every day is a Thursday, and there are no weekends.

 

 

I wish those days could come back once more

Why did those days ev-er have to go

'Cause I love them so ~

[AnonBrony 1,468]

Granted, u go back in time, back to those days, and are forever stuck in a time loop. Forced to relive those days... FOREVER.

 

 

I wish school didn't have to start next week. =(

[Bari 7,023]

Granted. You drop out of school and live as a bum.

 

I wish everyone got a nice hat.

[Burnt Toast 9]

Granted. Unfortunately, they explode on contact with hair.

 

I wish to be poor. I win.

 

 

PROBLEM?

Edited August 29, 2012 by Burnt Toast

[FaZe Vinyl 521]

Granted. You are richer than anyone on Earth, but everypony else has either a little less or a little more money.

[Dr_Waveband 745]

Granted. You are richer than anyone on Earth, but everypony else has either a little less or a little more money.

 

Don't you want a wish?

[FaZe Vinyl 521]

Don't you want a wish?

 

Fine.

 

I wish to not have a wish.

[Moon Rat 4,772]

Granted but you now have 32,000 more wishes Left over......somehow

 

 

 

I wish to be Molestia'd

 

Wait wat?

Edited August 29, 2012 by ds8

[Bari 7,023]

Granted, but you no longer love Luna or ponies in general.

 

I wish for the power to shoot bolts of plasma and not get hurt by them.

Edited August 29, 2012 by Berry Pie

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, they don't hurt you, they kill you. I wish the Mane Six and CMC could visit me anytime.

[Dr_Waveband 745]

Granted. They can visit you anytime, but none of them wants to.

 

I wish I was better at math.

[Moon Rat 4,772]

Granted, but you are now horrible aat all other subjects

 

 

I wish I could be with Luna

[Motion Spark 7,807]

Granted, but then you realise that she's a bitch and that you can't stand her

 

I wish I knew at least 6 languages

[Dr_Waveband 745]

Granted. You learn all the languages in the world, but you forget everything else about everything.

 

I wish my computer ran more smoothly.

[Bari 7,023]

Granted. Your computer grows legs and runs away from you.

 

I wish there was something to watch on TV.

[FaZe Vinyl 521]

Granted. You now have a choice of either Community or Operation Repo.

 

 

I wish for a Vanderbilt loss tonight