The Corrupted Wish Game

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted, she kidnaps you and your entire class, and puts you all in a maze inspired by the Saw movies.

 

I wish I could come up with a funny and interesting Meme

[Modphase 1,271]

Granted, but it's the most unpopular meme ever made

 

I wish the moon looked the same as the one in Majora's Mask

[Dr_Waveband 745]

Granted. It does. It's also going to kill us all.

 

I wish it didn't rain tomorrow.

[Bari 7,023]

Granted. You experience a drought.

 

I wish I wasn't crazy.

[MetalGearP0n3 29]

Granted! How're you feeling after your lobotomy? Oh right.. No emotions <w>

 

I wish I didn't have to take Advanced French 3 with a stupid teacher

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

granted, your teacher's IQ is 500 and he/she doesn't feel you are worth thier time

I wish for.....A POTATO!!!!!!!!!!

Edited September 4, 2012 by Molestia's Apprentice

[Dr_Waveband 745]

Granted. It's GLaDOS and she won't stop insulting you.

 

I wish I wasn't ninja'd so often.

Edited September 4, 2012 by Dr_Waveband

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted, Here come the clowns!!!

 

I wish for a good night sleep!

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

you never wake up

I wish for a portal gun! :3

[Bari 7,023]

Granted. You end up using it to rob a bank, but get caught. You are currently serving time in prison.

 

I wish I wasn't forcing myself to read My Little Dashie.

Edited September 4, 2012 by Berry Pie

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

you're forcing yourself to read cupcakes then my little slave

I wish for a snake pony :3

[Bari 7,023]

Granted. She poisons you and you die.

 

I wish Grimdark stories ceased to exist.

[Dr_Waveband 745]

Granted. As a result, the spacetime fabric is irrepairably damaged. The universe collapses.

 

 

I wish pedestrians were more careful in the traffic.

[AnonBrony 1,468]

Granted. Drivers become less careful so pedestrians seem more careful by comparision. And because of that many car crashes ensue.

 

I wish season 3 started already. =(

[Bari 7,023]

Granted. Unfortunately it gets cancelled after it's over.

 

I wish that season 3 will have a Vinyl Scratch episode.

[AnonBrony 1,468]

Granted. People rage and get butthurt for some reason like what happened to Derpy and Hasbro shuts down the show.

 

I wish i had a glass of water.

[Noxoy 6]

Granted. But the water is contaminated ith Salmonella!

 

I wish I had a larger kitchen!

[pjsforever 89]

Granted, but the rest of your house shrinks to accommodate it!

 

I wish I had less homework.

[Dr_Waveband 745]

Granted. You have less homework, which is several times harder now.

 

I wish I could sing.

[Bari 7,023]

Granted. But you lose your hearing so you can never enjoy your own singing.

 

I wish I was well known and beloved.

Edited September 4, 2012 by Berry Pie

[MetalGearP0n3 29]

Granted, but the paparazzi suffocate you :U

 

I wish tomorrow is a good day.

[~Muffin of Chaos~ 184]

Granted, you live for one more day.

 

I wish that there were more creepy fanfics

[Bari 7,023]

Granted. Sadly you go blind before you can ever read any of them.

 

I wish I wouldn't be so dark with this game.

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, Slendermane gets pissed and kills you for making that wish...because all the other creepy fanfics were creepier. Damnit, ninja'd. Granted, you are lighter and float away. I wish Nightmare Moon was killed by a creeper, while Princess Luna escapes unharmed. Edited September 5, 2012 by rainbowdash4ever

[~Muffin of Chaos~ 184]

Granted, but so is Nightmare Moon.

 

I fish for Isaac and an angry lamb.