The Corrupted Wish Game

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

Granted, but it only has a Sesame Street setting.

I wish life were more adventures.

[suclearnub 25]

Granted. You are now Daring Do.

 

I wish Season 3 would come out already.

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

Granted, but you get trapped in your closet and nobody notices you miss the show.

I wish I had a DVR in my room.

[MagicalStarRain 599]

Granted. You get one but it's a VERY girly one and it smells like someone marinated it in perfume.

 

I wish for a Show Me How book.

[DoctorWhovian1902 596]

Granted, it tells you how to stop living. You try it and succeed.

 

I wish for a sturdy, accurate, light weight, wooden bow that never breaks and to be good at using it for target practice, without killing anyone or anything or somehow destroying a world with it.

Edited November 12, 2012 by whoovesfan7698

[Slendermane 477]

Granted. Here is a badly written Dora the Explorer fanfiction written by someone with the name Show Me How.

 

I wish I had my own personal library.

 

Sorry. That was for MagicalStarRain.

 

Blackopp1: Granted. No arrows.

Edited November 11, 2012 by Slendermane

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

granted, you are now Justin Beiber Pony

 

I wish I lived in Equestria with Octavia

[AnonBrony 1,468]

granted, you are now Justin Beiber Pony

 

I wish I lived in Equestria with Octavia

 

Uhh think you were ninja'd but I'll corrupt you wish anyway.

 

Granted. But you both are in jail. In seperate cells ofcourse. Don't ask how or why. Lets just say Octavia aint the kinda pony we all know and love. Also technically you are living together.

 

 

I wish I had a Snow Day on Monday so i can get out of school.

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

Granted, but you now have to go to summer school.

I wish King Sombra had been better.

[Parties like Pinkie 385]

Granted, he becomes so good that he was never defeated in the first place, and took over all of Equestria.

 

 

I wish I could figure out why I can't watch S3E1.

[Magicon 468]

Granted. But you still don't have a solution to your now known problem and therefore can't watch season 3.

 

I wish I had less homework.

[MagicalStarRain 599]

Granted. You slowly forget everything and when the next test came up, you totally flunk it!

 

I wish I could sew.

[Nicolae Carpathia 140]

Granted be you lose.

 

I wish I started ww3.

[DoctorWhovian1902 596]

Granted, you also lose it and are executed.

 

I wish I had a legitimate copy of Minecraft 3.0 today that I could have forever and could play if I wanted to for how long I wanted to.

Edited November 12, 2012 by whoovesfan7698

[AnonBrony 1,468]

Granted. However now you have no computer to play it on.

 

 

I wish i had a super awesome gaming laptop that last forever

[DoctorWhovian1902 596]

Granted, but it's battery is out and doesn't recharge. Oh yeah, and it's not replaceable.

 

I wish I had my OC with me in real life, the exact way I imagined her as a pony from the show.

Edited November 12, 2012 by whoovesfan7698

[Miss Light Diamond 2,802]

Granted. She is exactly the same as you imagined her... but she is a plushy.

 

I wish I had a constant supply of cheese pizza that doesn't make anyone gain weight.

[DoctorWhovian1902 596]

Granted. She is exactly the same as you imagined her... but she is a plushy.

(I'd actually love a plushy of my OC!)

 

Granted, the pizza doesn't make anyone gain weight, in fact, it makes them lose weight rapidly, enough that they die.

 

I wish I had more stamina.

Edited November 12, 2012 by whoovesfan7698

[Miss Light Diamond 2,802]

(I'd actually love a plushy of my OC!)

 

Granted, the pizza doesn't make anyone gain weight, in fact, it makes them lose weight rapidly, enough that they die.

 

I wish I had more stamina.

 

Granted. But before you could use your new ability you took a bite of my pizza... and well... You said it.

 

I wish everyone on the forums could meet up.

[DoctorWhovian1902 596]

Granted, but we all end up meeting up at a terrorist's home, and are all brutally murdered.

 

I wish I had a sword that never broke and wouldn't hurt me or my family or friends, and was somehow legal.

Edited November 12, 2012 by whoovesfan7698

[Miss Light Diamond 2,802]

 

Granted. But someone saw you with the sword and shot you with a tazer.

 

I wish I had a piece of pumpkin pie

[MagicalStarRain 599]

 

Granted. But someone saw you with the sword and shot you with a tazer.

 

I wish I had a piece of pumpkin pie

 

Granted. Unfortunately, you discover some leaves and berries in the pie after taking a bite of it. You look it up and it turns out those leaves and berries are from a hemlock plant(a very VERY poisonous plant!)

 

I wish for some textbooks instead of the stupid school computer I have!

[Miss Light Diamond 2,802]

Why do I always end up dying ?

 

Granted. But the textbooks are made out of cell phones constantly receiving texts.

 

I wish I had a cure for hemlock.

 

Granted. Unfortunately, you discover some leaves and berries in the pie after taking a bite of it. You look it up and it turns out those leaves and berries are from a hemlock plant(a very VERY poisonous plant!)

 

I wish for some textbooks instead of the stupid school computer I have!

 

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

Granted, but you now have cancer.

I wish life wasn't so expensive.

[Guest]

Congratulations, you just became a part of an endangered race. Life is no longer priceless.

 

I wish to be the fish.