The Corrupted Wish Game

[Digit Sums 42]

Granted. You get stuff...........ed. Like a Christmas turkey.

 

I wish I had a muffin.

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, it has a special bomb in it that explodes when you eat it.

I wish for a way to uncorrupt wishes.

[Digit Sums 42]

Granted. The effects of the uncorruption cause the production of new alternate universes that collapse instantly. The surviving universe is the corrupted one.

 

I wish I had some "monkey testicles and a cola" (Colin Mochrie).

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

Granted. Enjoy your stomach ache (what does that have to do with anything?)

 

I wish I had a Pinkie Pie T-shirt.

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

Granted: It's far too small for you though.

 

 

I wish Mushroomhead played live in England.

[Esteeare 41]

Granted but the show lasts 5 seconds and is horrible

 

I wish for pointy things

[Digit Sums 42]

Granted, they all point at you and laugh.

 

I wish Esteeare could change his avatar to something else, that nosebleed freaks me out every time.

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

Granted: He changes it to a picture of Vinyl being decapitated instead. ( )

 

I wish I had celery with me.

Edited July 15, 2012 by Chill Mists (Chilly)

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. It's all blood.

 

I wish I could get to modding sooner...

[Digit Sums 42]

Granted. Your modding leads to a breach of the Microsoft XBox EULA, resulting in the termination of your Microsoft account and gamertag. Your XBox gets blocked from the server, and you are rendered unable to use your XBox any more. (If you have a Wii or PS3 instead, substitute Nintendo or Sony.)

 

I wish there was an RPG here with open registration in which I was interested.

 

Granted: He changes it to a picture of Vinyl being decapitated instead. ( )

 

That's... better?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

I wish my corruption made sense because I don't do console gaming...

 

And BTW, here's a Rocket-Propelled Grenade.

[Digit Sums 42]

Granted, you now mod aircraft. BTW, your application to mod MLP Forums completely missed the moon and is headed straight for Jupiter.

 

I wish I had magic in real life.

[Moon Rat 4,772]

Granted, You are now Trixie (not sure how this is corrupting btw but whatever)

 

I wish for an anti-matter bathroom buddy

 

I sure hope someone gets the reference

Edited July 15, 2012 by dominatorstrangeman8

[Digit Sums 42]

Granted. It starts a protest against matter, and even takes matters (?) into its own hands by annihilating everything made of matter.

 

I wish this thunderstorm would blow over quickly.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. It blows over quickly, but it blows so hard it takes your house with it.

 

I wish my computer didn't suck so much.

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

Granted but someone hacks it.

 

I wish Season 3 was NOW.

[Moon Rat 4,772]

Granted, but it's too rushed & is horrible

 

I wish I could marry a human version of Luna :3

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. It's a cardboard cutout.

 

I wish I could figure out why one might wanna marry their nightstand.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. You find out, and suddenly you start to realize that your own nightstand is starting to look very attractive...

 

I wish I had a pet dinosaur.

[Parties like Pinkie 385]

Granted, however, I forgot to pull him out of the ground.

 

I wish for a burrito.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. It has diuretics in it.

 

I wish for an umbrella.

[Parties like Pinkie 385]

Granted. The fabric is torn beyond use.

 

I wish I knew what diuretics was. xD

[Moon Rat 4,772]

Granted, but you're still confused

 

I wish I could no-bar MFC this

 

 

 

Edited July 15, 2012 by dominatorstrangeman8

[Parties like Pinkie 385]

Granted. You lose feelings in your legs afterwards.

 

I wish I had more socks. My feet are cold -_-

[Page Turner 607]

granted, but they're all left socks only.

 

I wish I had a wish.