The Corrupted Wish Game

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. Except Pinkamena has to use you to make them, and her adrenaline has been mixed with pain-causing poisons causing the process to be extremely excruciatingly painful and the cupcakes to taste bad. Also, you are electrocuted by my malfunctioning portal gun.

 

I wish for a muffin.

[MagicalStarRain 599]

Granted. But it turns out Pinka got some "help" from Derpy when making them.

 

I wish for more flashcards.

[AnonBrony 1,467]

Granted. Heres some very shiny and flashy playing cards. Don't know if they will be useful. Plus you can't really write on 'em either.

 

I wish i wasn't sick .

[MagicalStarRain 599]

Granted. Instead, you get injured! By getting hit by a car,thrown into a streetlight, and somehow getting away with just a sprained ankle(if you played the Apollo Justice Ace Attorney game, which judging by your avatar you do, you would know what I'm referencing.)

 

I wish for a 3DS and Kingdom Hearts Dream Drop Distance.

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. Except Derpy's ghost becomes a poltergeist and steals it.

 

I wish for moar muffins.

[Jadefire 2,796]

Granted. They've got rocks in them.

 

I wish for Tom.

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 982]

Granted. You get a pebble sized modle of Tom.

I wish my cat wasn't blind.

[CinemaBrony 1,276]

Granted. Now your cat is VERY blind.

 

 

I wish film director Stanley Kubrick was still alive.

[Nohbdy 4,108]

Granted, but he joins the porn industry as an actor.

 

I wish Mass Effect 3's ending wasn't so terrible.

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. It's now even worse.

 

I wish for a train.

[Darty 57]

granted, it hits you.

 

I wish for a nonpoisonous safely delivered apple pie.

[Bari 7,021]

Granted. But the pie explodes in your belly.

 

I wish more people would play my new forum game.

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 982]

Granted, but they won't play by the rules and the whole game goes to pot.

I wish I had an awesome super power.

[Bari 7,021]

Granted, but you end up losing your mind and going on a rampage.

 

I wish my friend would join the forum.

[benben471 66]

Granted but, he/she spams and instantly gets banned.

 

I wish i could come on the forums more often.

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. Every other forum you go to collapses from glitchspam.

 

I wish for the ability to make noncorrupted wishes.

[MLPonies 1]

Granted, but your non corrupted wishes break the rules of the game, so they are corrupted

 

correptseption

 

 

I wish to die, I dare make that even worse.

Edited October 25, 2012 by MLPonies

[Magicon 468]

Granted. You get a terrible disease that kills you over a period of twenty years.

 

I wish to live.

[Unoriginalbrony777 3]

Granted but you have to be blind.

 

I wish for 4 eyes instead of 2.

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. You're alive now. Nothing happens. THen you get run over by a nuclear bomb truck and survive a nuclear explosion. Whoops, looks like you're stuck immortally in your prime. Also, Luna is inexplicably after you to tie you up and get some of your tissue for cloning purposes.

 

Granted. You get glasses.

 

I wish for a brick.

Edited October 25, 2012 by The Weapon

[Unoriginalbrony777 3]

Granted but it falls on your head.

 

I wish for 1 quadrillion dollars.

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. You crash the world economy, rendering the money useless.

 

I wish for Canada.

[MagicalStarRain 599]

Granted. You get trampled by a Canadian crowd.

 

I wish for a pony eating a gingerbread house! *buys a gingerbread house and eats it* And it's me!!!

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. You already did it.

 

I wish for the Error Song to stop actually happening on my computer to the tune of Justin Bieber. I want better tune.

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 982]

Granted. It is now to the tune of the Backstreet boys.