The Corrupted Wish Game

[ffffff 50]

Granted, but your TV now dosen't work.

 

I wish MLP was real.

[Pretty Fly for a PinkiePie 65]

Granted... equestria is now located on Alpha Centauri.

 

I wish for world peace.

[Trixies Apprentice L 493]

Granted the world is now in peace with himself with others though let's just leave it at that

 

I wish for some Apple family Cider

[Pretty Fly for a PinkiePie 65]

Granted, but you, thinking it's non-alchoholic, start driving and get a DUI.

 

I wish for a great memory.

Edited January 29, 2012 by Pretty Fly for a PinkiePie

[KPM 288]

Granted, you remember everything. However, the amount of memory capacity doesn't let you learn anything new ever again, as you can't remove memory.

 

I wish for C-C-C-C-CUPCAKES!

[Trixies Apprentice L 493]

granted but since c-c-c-c-cupcakes dont exist only cupcakes you get nothing

 

I wish I had a driver licence

[Pretty Fly for a PinkiePie 65]

Granted, but you still suck at driving.

 

I wish Ouker wouldn't wish for Cupcakes.

Edited January 29, 2012 by Pretty Fly for a PinkiePie

[SuperTheAwesome 199]

Granted, but my voodoo magic cannot control other people, sowwy!

 

I wish I could die.

[Trixies Apprentice L 493]

granted you die then you wake up

 

i wish for a talking trixie plushie

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Granted, she kills you in your sleep

I wish for a talking Pinkie plushie (and yes I'm that stupid)

[Trixies Apprentice L 493]

Granted but she talks and talks and talks she doesnt let you sleep. You are without sleep for 3 days straight you start getting mad until you cant take anymore. You grab a hand axe you have in you drawer just in case and cut the plushies head then burn the remains. But that wasnt enough. Feeled with regret about what you did to poor pinkie pie you start having terrible nightmares that prevent you from sleeping. Not sleeeping makes you have scary hallucinations all day long for ever haunting your waking hours and nightmares haunting your sleep. You finally see the burned pinkie pie head that sudenly turn to you and says Welcome to pinkie Hell

 

I wish for cupcakes

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Granted but she talks and talks and talks she doesnt let you sleep. You are without sleep for 3 days straight you start getting mad until you cant take anymore. You grab a hand axe you have in you drawer just in case and cut the plushies head then burn the remains. But that wasnt enough. Feeled with regret about what you did to poor pinkie pie you start having terrible nightmares that prevent you from sleeping. Not sleeeping makes you have scary hallucinations all day long for ever haunting your waking hours and nightmares haunting your sleep. You finally see the burned pinkie pie head that sudenly turn to you and says Welcome to pinkie Hell

 

(actually I'll be surprised if I'm not the one to drive the toy insane XD that's Grade 3 Pinkazology)

 

Granted you got a cupcake, no one can corrupt a cupcake

 

I wish I could make a cake in the Easy bake oven I bought 3 years ago

[Trixies Apprentice L 493]

Granted but the cake is a lie

 

I want a talking trixie plushie that wond murder me

[NeverNeverland 1,940]

Granted, but instead of a talking plushie, a REAL LIFE Trixie comes and kills you.

 

I wish for strength beyond strength.

[Pretty Fly for a PinkiePie 65]

Granted, but you becom paralyzed from the neck down.

 

I wish that I had the best girlfriend ever.

Edited January 29, 2012 by Pretty Fly for a PinkiePie

[Ele77 30]

I wish i had the power to decide what is true and what is falce.

 

 

Because that means I can say what ever I want and I can make it True/false

[Pretty Fly for a PinkiePie 65]

(Make sure you mess up my wish as well)

 

Granted, however, you must decide everything at all times, which means no sleep, food, or drinks, and you die in 3 days time.

 

I wish for the best girfriend ever.

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Granted, sadly she's already your best friend's girlfriend

I wish I had the power of telekinesis

[Ele77 30]

Granted, how ever you have no control of the actual movement of the objects.

 

I want the power to Grant wishes

[Trixies Apprentice L 493]

Granted but someoone else will corrupt them

 

I wish for POWER with capitals

[Ele77 30]

Granted, how ever you can never use lower case again, and thus everyone thinks you are trolling, and you are banned from...The internet

 

I want the power to not want things.

[KPM 288]

Granted, Much Like In Nethack, The Vvepowering Power Causes You To Explode Simply From The Sheer Amount Of POWER. With Capitals.

Ninja.

Granted. this power causes you to ignore everything given to you, including food. You die to starvation.

 

 

I wish for cupcakes once more. (This also "grants" PFfaPP's wish, as I wish for cupcakes and not Cupcakes)

Edited January 29, 2012 by Ouker

[Ele77 30]

Granted, how ever none of your cupcakes look or taste good at all

 

I want the power to know what happens if Pinokio said his nose was going to grow.

 

(Think about it )

[Pretty Fly for a PinkiePie 65]

Granted, but because i don't understand your wish, a puppet will kill you in your sleep by stabbing you with his nose.

 

I wish to be the best bowler ever.

[Ele77 30]

Granted, how ever you are now in a coma

 

I wish that I can put Box A in to Box B, and then to conserve more space by putting Box B in to Box A

Edited January 29, 2012 by Slub