The Corrupted Wish Game

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. A Star falls from the sky and lands on your head. It hurts and leaves you unable to finish the exams (you fail by default).

I wish that Paramount doesn't screw up the new Friday the 13th films that they are going to make.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, they are really good, but you're in a coma for years while it happens, and when you wake up, you find out you can't buy a CD copy of it or on Netflix or anything else, because it's been removed.

 

I wish to be rich.

[Flutter's lover <3 8,206]

Granted, but the market collapses and money is worthless and bottlecaps become currency.

 

I wish for a muffin

[Winona the Dog 1,984]

Granted but it's poisoned,

 

I wish everything was a rainbow.

[Krys9 456]

Granted but  ponies had to be ground up to make those rainbows you wished for.

 

I wish that I had an infinite number of wishes!

Edited June 10, 2013 by WinterHitman

[Flutter's lover <3 8,206]

Granted, but every wish you make is tainted in some way.

 

I wish shipping (parcels) didn't take so long...

[Ampharos 1,009]

Granted, but now the things inside take longer to make.

 

I wish that everyone knew how to be as fancy as a ram

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, but now no one doesn't care about being fancy, and they care more about having the terrible...

 

Swag...

 

I wish for kids to stop caring about swag so much.

[Ampharos 1,009]

Granted, but they still don't know the great feeling of being as fancy as a ram.

 

I wish for some of my roleplays to get replied to more often

[Iridian 71]

Granted, but they get spammed by stupid people with horrible grammar.

 

I wish I had the self-control to get to sleep sooner.

[Sanic Screwdriver 345]

Granted but you wake up an hour later and can't go back to sleep until tomorrow night.

 

I wish I Exploded

[Iridian 71]

Granted, but your innards go flying everywhere and splat in your best friend's face.

 

I wish I was more intelligent.

[Ampharos 1,009]

Granted, but you are hit by a bus and suffer a concussion that leaves you practically brain dead.

 

I wish for Equestria Girls to be good.

[Sanic Screwdriver 345]

Granted but you don't watch it.

 

I wish I was the model for an emoticon.

Edited June 10, 2013 by pokesonicfan11

[Iridian 71]

Granted, but they had you pose for a puke emoticon.

 

I wish I could have witnessed the murder of Julius Caesar so I would know if he really said "E tu, Brutue?"

[Jedi Woona 7]

Granted, but then you create a time paradox, one in which he see's you, and does not say it, which leads to our world collapsing

I wish for pootis, and for it to not be corrupted ever, and that the person who answers this gets their wish ninja'd

[Flutter's lover <3 8,206]

Granted, you explode twice! but are then banned to the moon.

 

I wish I could see other bronies.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, the pootis is removed once you get it.

 

SCREW YOU "POSTED TOO QUICKLY ERROR!

 

Granted, those bronies are annoying.

 

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

Edited June 10, 2013 by ÷Zero

[Ampharos 1,009]

Error Error, can not compute

[Flutter's lover <3 8,206]

No wish to grant....

 

So...

 

I wish supper was ready

[Ampharos 1,009]

Granted, but you dropped it as soon as you got it.

 

I wish that I could think of a good OC for my friend

[Frenzyhero 52]

Granted, but your opinion of good is so warped that it makes "Cupcakes", "Sweet Apple Massacre", and "Rainbow Factory" all look more childish than Barney and the Teletubbies combined.

 

I wish I could fall from any height and sustain no damage to my body.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, but to make it up, you are more likely to die from other things.

 

I wish to go to Equestria as a human.

[Gay Bird 421]

Granted, but all the ponies there hate you and banish you to the moon.

 

I wish for blarf.

[Iridian 71]

Error: could not compute 'blarf' no such command exists. Did you mean 'barf'? Releasing barf.

 

I wish I wasn't so tired