The Corrupted Wish Game

[SomariFeyWright 776]

 

 

Granted, but it last for a few minutes because they don't understand Japanese.

... It HAS games outside of Japan, you know. :/

 

OT: Granted. Enjoy them.

... Yes, this is a corruption, shown by how you wanted this to have something to do with Pinkamena.

 

I wish I could fly.

[Loriem 639]

Granted, you are then shot down by the U.S. Airforce. 

 

 

I wish I had one hay-penny.

[Enemy Stand 446]

Granted, you find it and it is laced with cyanide and arsenic. You forget to wash your hands before eating and, well, you know the rest...

 

I wish for laser vision.

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Granted, but mirrors are surgically installed into your eyes that reflect the lasers back into your skull.

 

I wish for my wallet to be full,

OF EXPLOSIVES THAT GO OFF IF SOMEONE STEALS IT!

[Winona the Dog 1,984]

Granted but it's full of expired coupons.

 

I wish everyone suddenly turned into Pokemon.

Edited October 29, 2013 by Goodra

[Loriem 639]

Granted, but you become... MISTER MIME!

 

 

I wish Politics wasn't so annoying.

[Winona the Dog 1,984]

Granted but everything else is

 

I wish I was a Goodra

[Moaning Myrtle 196]

I turned you into a snake because I don't know what that is.

 

I wish for RB Rebecca Black

[Blueman the gamer 2]

Granted, but whenever you toutch a 3DS it cant play the game as long as you hold it, forever dooming you to be unable to play the game as its sweet the world

 

I wish MlP:FiM would stay on the air for as long as i live, no longer or shorter and i would watch every episode as it comes out

granted.but you died in a milisecond

i wish i had a diamond

I turned you into a snake because I don't know what that is.

 

I wish for RB Rebecca Black

granted.but that rebbeca black was a cockroach.

i wish i had a scaring material.and used it on all of you.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. It's a shock image like Goatse and you get banned for posting vulgar content.

 

I wish I wish I was a fish.

[Blueman the gamer 2]

granted.but i  killed you,put seasonings,spices on you and cooked and ate you.

 

i wish my tablet's games doesn't have bugs.

[Loriem 639]

Granted, it is just designed badly now.

 

 

I wish The Soviet Union returned for halloween.

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Granted, But in Soviet Union,You do not eat candy, candy eat you!

 

I wish my space-bar worked right.

[Gay Bird 421]

Granted, but it doesn't work left anymore. (you decide how bad that is)

 

I wish for someone to wish for this wish to come true.

[Loriem 639]

Granted, but the wish turns out to be a paradox, and the universe explodes.

I wish for a money to appear in someone's hand.

[Ac3xAssasin 453]

Granted, that someone is an evil scientist who will destroy the world.

 

I wish my laptop wasn't in terrible condition

[Loriem 639]

Granted, you don't have a laptop to be in terrible condition!

 

 

I wish for money.

[Blueman the gamer 2]

Granted, but it's a dime

 

I wish i had a minecraft premium account.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted but premium accounts are free the next day.

I wish that I would wake up one morning to find Jesus, Superman and Santa Claus doing hot yoga in my living room naked while Batman and Mario are making me breakfast.

Edited November 2, 2013 by WildBlue

[Loriem 639]

Granted, But now the world is completely screwed up, as all of those characters backstories are true, in one universe, creating a glitched up world of "WTH?!"

 

 

I wish to be sent to Purgatory! Yeah!

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but you only spend 20 minutes there before you get sent to Hull (Like Hell, but worse.)

 

 

 

I wish Britain had a more patriotic national anthem.

[Loriem 639]

Granted, but the country ceases to exist shortly thereafter.

 

 

I wish for save Finn.

[Blueman the gamer 2]

Granted.but he is just a bully.

 

 

I wish for a xbox combined with kinect,xbox1,ps4

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but it flops majorly and takes the games industry with it.

 

 

 

I wish that Secret Person could only communicate in CLANGs.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Granted, however you get blinded and deafened by a tragic accident.

 

I wish for the snow to avoid my area this winter.