The Corrupted Wish Game

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Granted, the get stuck wether or not there's snow.

 

I wish for Dan

[Denim&Venöm 19,122]

Granted. You get Dan Marsala

 

I wish that blue grass-grindcore was America's most popular music genre. 

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, now you hate it.

 

I wish my neighbors weren't complete idiots.

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Granted, now they are geniuses and make everyone else look dumb

 

Wishes for a new thread

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but everyone is too cool to partake

 

I wish licorice wasn't so awesome and tasty that is almost addictive to me.

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Granted, now it is worse tasting than it already is. Great.

 

I wish for Pony Joe

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, now you are fed nothing but donuts. Are you okay with this? Y/N?

 

I wish I could just get more writing done faster than I am currently getting.

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I'm okay with this.

Granted, but you make more grammatical errors due to this.

 

I wish for purple smart (the nickname for Twilight)

Edited February 19, 2014 by AI Pony

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but now blue is dumb

 

I wish my arcade fight stick for my Xbox wasn't messed up

[Denim&Venöm 19,122]

Granted. Now the X-box is messed up. 

 

I wish Howard Stern was an open Brony

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, now the internet is broken.

 

I wish my internet wasn't screwed up and disconnects randomly

[Sky Cutter 294]

Granted, but you can never use it

 

Granted. You become Adolf Hitler and your evil ideas become endless.

Then WWII happens.

I wish I was the best person in the world.

 

B-17's were for 'Muricans only! (ok USSR had a few) but Boeing made the B-17's an american company, they were not allowed to sell their planes to Germany.

 

I wish you would respect B-17's more.

Edited February 20, 2014 by Sky Cutter

[DigitalRocket 185]

Granted but i only as stunt-planes

 

I wish for a cookie 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Granted. It kills you.

 

I wish that here be dragons.

[Bastion 414]

Granted but they eat you.

 

I wish to fight SnowFlake

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but you lose horribly.

 

I wish summer would hurry up so I can go on my road trip with my best amigo.

[Bastion 414]

Granted but your Car breaks down in the middle of nowhere and theres no phone signals

 

I wish I could get a day off from work

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but your sick for it.

 

I wish I could watch more Community.

[Denim&Venöm 19,122]

Granted. It will be on a 1950's TV with the Dialogue dubbed in Swahili and subtitled in Estonian

 

I wish that everyone was deathly allergic to liquor. 

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, now we have a rampant germ problem due to alcohol being lethal and we can't use it to clean.

 

I wish the ska was more popular

 

Granted. It will be on a 1950's TV with the Dialogue dubbed in Swahili and subtitled in Estonian

It would still be amazing and far better than everything on MTV nowadays.

[Denim&Venöm 19,122]

Granted. Now it's the most popular thing ever, so popular that every TV show tries to capitalize on it and drop everythign else, including Hasbro.

 

I wish Taco bell foods didn't' make you sick. 

Granted, now we have a rampant germ problem due to alcohol being lethal and we can't use it to clean.

 I said deathly allergic to liquor.  Alcohol is only a component. 

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but it still tastes awful.

 

I wish caring for my car wasn't expensive

 

 

I said deathly allergic to liquor.  Alcohol is only a component.

But since the only shared trait of all liquor is alcohol, that's the only thing that the populace could be allergic to.

 

Granted. Now it's the most popular thing ever, so popular that every TV show tries to capitalize on it and drop everythign else, including Hasbro.

This makes me very happy. Ska music is kinda of something that needs to be more well-known. It is kind of amazing.

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

Granted, just buy an european car and forget about american metal boxes with engines bigger than the car iteself XD

 

I wish i could be the new Fuhrer

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but now everyone has crazy theories about you with aliens and a bunch of other things.

 

I wish I was better at the bass guitar.

 

Granted, just buy an european car and forget about american metal boxes with engines bigger than the car iteself XD

Well, I do want to get either a Skoda Yeti or a classic Mini.

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

@@CloserToTheSun,

 

granted! by only with this kind of bass XD (i play bass too XD and i suggest to stay on german cars or Volvo, volvo really is the best)

i wish i could drive like this guy (1.01)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FH7RQ4eIBp4