The Corrupted Wish Game

[clockwork24 103]

Granted, but the download sneaks a virus onto your computer, giving you the blue screen of death.

 

I wish that gravity would turn off, but only indoors.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, now the furniture floats around and crushes you as it pins you against a wall

 

I wish my cat would stop acting so stupid.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. Now he acts like a horror movie villain, and he sees you as just one giant mouse. . . .

I wish that I could have a nice shave and not need to do it again for a while longer.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, now you the beard that grows is sentient and plans to kill you and/or take over your body.

 

I wish there were more hours to sleep at night.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

The sun dies quietly while you sleep. Night time is now forever, and heat is becoming more rare. Weak and staving (and in disbelief as that strange madman steals your wallet), you wrap yourself tighter in your cloak to feel a little warmth in this unending cold night.

Don't worry, when you finally drift off to sleep, you'll sleep forever more.


I wish I could write like that but longer and better.

[Cerise Hood 102]

Granted, but then Goldilocks wants to kill you, and Bella, Cerise & Pinkie Pie steal all your things.

 

 

I wish to wipe @@Midnight Seeker from existence.

Edited March 1, 2014 by Cerise Hood

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Granted. However, Midnight Seeker is replaced by somebody with a grudge, who kills you.

 

I wish for tigers.

[Elivil 4]

Granted. The tigers see you as a snack.

I wish for eternal youth.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You become an aware statue.

I wish that flights of fallen angels will drag the next one to reply to this thread to eternal doom

 

Granted, but then Goldilocks wants to kill you, and Bella, Cerise & Pinkie Pie steal all your things.

 

 

I wish to wipe @@Midnight Seeker from existence.

 

Don't know what I did to deserve that, but I feel I should take you for dinner and a movie first.

[Denim&Venöm 19,122]

Granted. Their perception of eternal doom happens to be living in Equestria. 

 

I wish that Burt Reynolds would voice a character on MLP

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but he's drunk during recording (actually, this might be amazing).

 

I wish my cat would stop being such a pest

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. Your cat becomes my apprentice and steals your wallet for me. Then he decides to go insane and slaughter you for the giggles.

I wish I wasn't working tomorrow.

[DubWolf 17,265]

Granted: another 9/11 tragedy happens (careful what you wish for!)

 

I wish for the Rinne I know to return!

[DigitalRocket 185]

granted but only for a fraction of a second, never to bee seen again.

 

i wish for bananas

[DubWolf 17,265]

Granted, but you are attacked by monkeys.

 

I wish for a potato whale.

 

granted but only for a fraction of a second, never to bee seen again.

Sadly, that's actually what always happens  -_-  .

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but it gets beached, dies, and the carcass becomes a biohazard.

 

I wish my internet didn't suck and try to keep disconnecting.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. We take your wallet, arms, eyes and sensory organs as payment.
You're welcome


I wish for a blissful night of sleep.

[FeBreezie 6]

Granted. Time is now frozen for all eternity once you fall asleep.

 

I wish my pants were not so tight.

[DigitalRocket 185]

granted but you now have gansta pants

 

i wish i won a competition

[Denim&Venöm 19,122]

Granted. It's the "who can get the longest prison sentence" competition

 

I wish that I could read every story on FiMfiction without missing out on work or social life. 

Edited March 8, 2014 by Denim&Venom

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but what you DO miss out on is health. You end up heavily sleep-deprived and eventually die from it.



I wish that I could download all the games in my Steam library in one day.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. Then your computer explodes and your face is torn to shreds by shrapnel which leaves you blind, disfigured and in a rather beastly amount of pain. I nick your wallet as you lie there moaning and sobbing.


I wish I had more time for gaming.

[Envy Noson 39]

Granted: everyone you care, love or would love in the future are now dead. all the shows you have ever watched and didn't watched but you have heard of it are now cancelled

 

I wish I can see in the dark

[Denim&Venöm 19,122]

Granted. But whenever there's event he dimmest source of light, you are blinded.

 

I wish that Daniel Ingram would co-write a new MLP song with Slayer.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but due to greedy and stupid record executives, it's never released.

 

I wish my car didn't need to be refilled with gasoline all the time.