The Corrupted Wish Game

[Envy Noson 39]

Granted ska music is now popular an all thanks to Justin Bieber, he is now number one in the music industry

 

I wish I can go inside comic books 

[DashieHeart 63]

Granted. However, every comic book you go into, you somehow mess up the story and get everyone mad

 

I wish my friend would stop making fun of my Hispanic-ness

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, he finds something far more hurtful to make fun of you for.

 

I wish I could get my last project for class done now.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but you fail said project so badly you have to repeat it.


I wish that my first year of (UK) college was over already

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Granted. But,the next year will be longer.

 

I wish I had a cheesecake factory.

Done but it sounds like the Barney Theme song.

Damn it! I hate that song!

Edited March 24, 2014 by Dr. Luigi

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. It's cursed with malevolent demons that possess everyone who eats the cheese cakes and cause horrible flatulence. After all the lawsuits I punch you in the gut and nick your wallet. No jury will convict me.

I wish that this horrible movie I am watching (A Haunted House) was in fact funny.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Granted. But,I now have extended the movie.

 

I wish to be free!

Edited March 24, 2014 by Dr. Luigi

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, the film turns into "Death Bed: The Bed That Eats People"

ninja'd

 

Granted, but you're free in a cage

 

 

 

I wish Wesley Crusher wasn't so much of a annoying Star Trek character

Edited March 24, 2014 by CloserToTheSun

[FluffyGoat13 375]

granted, but now spock shows emotion all the time.

 

i wish i could hop between universes

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. Everyone is else becomes un-likeable and annoying

 

Ninja!!!

Granted, but you can't stop. Ever.
 

 

I wish for a Ps4

 

Granted. But,I now have extended the movie.

 

If the movie is now funny, how is this a bad thing?

Edited March 24, 2014 by Midnight Seeker

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but like most video game systems, it breaks with no warning.

 

I wish my town had more food choices when it comes to fast food

[Adorkable 2,737]

Granted, but like most video game systems, it breaks with no warning.

 

I wish my town had more food choices when it comes to fast food

 

Granted, but they're all bad Taco Bells.

 

I wish I was Sonic the Hedgehog. ^^"

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Granted. But you're limited to 5 miles per hour.

 

I wish to fly like Superman

Edited March 24, 2014 by Dr. Luigi

[FluffyGoat13 375]

granted, but you steer like Rainbowcrash

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but your lack of a wish implodes the universe. Again.



I wish that I could ship my OC with anyone.

[FluffyGoat13 375]

granted, but your in a dockyard

 

wish i could implode the universe once more

[DashieHeart 63]

Granted, but when it implodes it creates a whole new dimension that you get sucked into which is really dark and lonely and you are stuck there forever

 

I wish I had my own laptop

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, here it is:

 

 

I wish I had more money in the bank right now.

[Glitterheart 64]

Granted.  The cops would like to know where it all came from.

 

I wish I didn't have to keep getting shots in my thumb.

[FluffyGoat13 375]

Granted, instead you get shots on your toe

 

i wish i had a dimension i could rule

[DigitalRocket 185]

granted it's the first

 

i wish i didn't have any homework

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted. You now have 5 exams tomorrow.



I wish that I had South Park: The Stick of Truth.

[FluffyGoat13 375]

Granted, but it doesn't work.

 

I wish....i......could........do.......this:

 

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but no one gets it.

 

I wish I didn't live in such a dinky small town near such awesome cities, but rather live in the awesome cities themselves.

[FluffyGoat13 375]

granted but its a zombie apocalypse.

 

i wish i had the powers of a C'tan