The Corrupted Wish Game

[IridscentNionios 1,420]

Granted. However people misheard what you said and brought ninjas instead.

 

I wish i didnt panic when i was under pressure and forgot things.

[ukxRainbowdash 165]

Granted, but the only things you remember are bad things

 

I wish, John De Lancie would sign this photo with Discord on it.

Edited October 26, 2014 by ukxRainbowdash

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. He signs a picture of a really bad medieval folk music band, with all of its members dressed up as knights using lances as musical instruments.

I wish I can divert every portal to Equestria to the Enterprise.

[IridscentNionios 1,420]

Granted but the Enterprise is in Equestria rendering the portals useless.

 

I wish i wasnt a whimp.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. Enjoy destroying Canterlot, and killing off the characters, as a giant, invincible shrimp monster.

I wish the Party Girl from Terraria will meet Pinkie Pie, and EqG Pie.

[IridscentNionios 1,420]

Granted. The meeting causes a rupture in the spacetime continuum that destroys the multiverse.

 

I wish i wasnt a coward.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted, but now you're so brave that you try and fight some bears with your bare fists.(See what i did there?)

 

I wish i actually wake up early the next day.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. You only have a second of sleep, and a day of restlessness.

I wish I could sail across the Pacific, from Japan to America.

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

Granted. But it's really dry and horrible.

You got the reference!

 

Granted, but it's G3 Pinkie Pie.

 

I wish that the party won't stop.

 

Also, screw the police, I'm answering an old wish.

[AkiraLeeJounouchi 857]

Granted. You only have a second of sleep, and a day of restlessness.

 

I wish I could sail across the Pacific, from Japan to America.

Granted, you die in a storm.

 

I wish that the party won't stop.

 

Also, screw the police, I'm answering an old wish.

Granted it's a Miley Cyrus Party with all of her worst songs.

 

I wish I could make up a wish right now.

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

Granted, you are now a toaster.

 

I wish I was taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish ai had a girl with a name, I'd call her.

[AkiraLeeJounouchi 857]

Granted, all of those things suck.

I wish justin bieber was dead.

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

Granted, but you are now Beiber.

 

I wish The Beatles who are dead were still alive

[AkiraLeeJounouchi 857]

Granted but they're zombies.

 

Also. NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO being bitchber is a nightmare. I rather die!!!!!

 

I wish for a large plate of leaves.

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

Granted, but they are murderous leaves

 

I wish Fluttershy was my girlfriend

[AkiraLeeJounouchi 857]

Granted, she hates you.

I wish i had a powerful computer.

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

Granted, but you accidently nuke Canada.

 

I wish Derpy knew my feelings for her. (love)

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but she rejects you. Nastily.


I wish that I had instant noodles.

[IridscentNionios 1,420]

Granted. Enjoy your instant rotten noodles.

 

I wish i was god no matter who believed me.

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

Granter, now everybody's atheist.

 

I wish Derpy loved me.

[AkiraLeeJounouchi 857]

Granted, she won't stop making love to you. You die of dehydration as a result.

I wish we had two suns.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, the lack of a night-time now means we cannot sleep properly.




I wish that I lived in Germany.

[AkiraLeeJounouchi 857]

Granted, you are now a follower of Hilter

I wish they had things to go into that thing.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but the result is as vague as your wish.

 

 

I wish my cosplay turns out awesomely.

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

Granted, but you're cosplaying as Twist.

 

I wish G3 MLP never existed, but somehow, G4 still exists.

Edited October 28, 2014 by DiscordedChild