The Corrupted Wish Game

[TimeyMarey007 110]

Granted. But the only ones you get are extremely horrible 1980s video games.

 

I wish for another Timothy Dalton movie.

[Misty Rose 3,216]

Granted! But it's the worst movie ever made

I wish for a neverending supply of chocolate

Edited June 4, 2015 by Pink Mist

[Superstars111 79]

It's liquid sugarless chocolate that's constantly being poured on your head.

I wish I could see my friends more during the summer.

[TimeyMarey007 110]

Granted. They become worst enemies and now you see them everyday.

 

I wish my vectors don't end up us flops.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. They can be broken like sandstone.

I wish the brony fandom became like this:

[TimeyMarey007 110]

Granted. Now an actual protest against the brony community happened in one part of the world. x-)

 

I wish for a completely destroyed Bugatti Veyron.

[Edgeworth1001 648]

Granted, now you can't drive it.

 

I wish Emo wasn't a thing

[Superstars111 79]

It isn't. Every emo person decides that emo is so five minutes ago, and becomes Elmo instead.

 

I wish that I could always be clean without having to bathe or shower.

[Digger2335 18]

Granted. But now you become so clean, that everything you see seems extremely dirty to you.

 

I wish for a (legitimate) money generator.

[Superstars111 79]

It's yours. But you have no way of stopping it. It produces so much money that it all becomes worthless, and people switch back to the barter system.

I wish that my computer had as much space as I wanted without having to delete anything.

[TimeyMarey007 110]

Granted. The old stuff now turn into virus.

 

I wish I could be better again at making maps.

[Soaring Symphony 372]

granted, but now you suck at everything else you were good at.  that includes basic things like eating sleeping and breathing so therefore, you are dead.

 

I wish the Mane six didn't have to get rid of the Elements of Harmony.  In the first 3 seasons, pretty much the entire show was based on them.

[Misty Rose 3,216]

Granted, they didn't get rid of them. But then all of Equestria was overrun by the treacherous Everfree plants and was covered forever

 

I wish I didn't have to go to school

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Granted. Enjoy your job as a dishwasher.

 

I wish I would go to the real Equestria world and become my unicorn ponysona, Silverhoof.

[Misty Rose 3,216]

Granted, but you were accidentally transported to an evil and totalitarian version of Equestria

 

I wish that I could be Princess Luna

[Superstars111 79]

Absolutely- but only for a limited time. I mean, not like a few seconds or whatever, but not for eternity either. Only 1,000 years. Which, coincientally, happen to be the same thousand years of banishment. Your time as Luna ends minutes before you're released.

 

I wish that people didn't think it was weird for guys to be cuddly.

[Soaring Symphony 372]

granted.  now every guy is gay.

 

I wish there was a portal to Equestria in my backyard which works like the portal in EqG (pony in Equestria and human on Earth) except that I have a way to open and close it at will .

Edited June 8, 2015 by Serenade

[Superstars111 79]

Of course- but the ponies all end up hating you, because you're a human in their world, and it turns out they're only okay with ponies in the human world. The humans hate you for letting colored ponies into your world, and a war breaks out between the two worlds, with both sides hating you, and your house (with the portal) being, quite literally, at the center of the war.

I wish that I could turn into anything or anyone I wanted at any time, always being able to turn back into myself whenever I wanted.

[Soaring Symphony 372]

Granted, but you make the mistake of shape shifting where there's a  camera.  This leads to the FBI finding out about that ability and they throw you in a cold barren cell to be subject to cruel scientific experiments.

 

I wish that every wish ever made by anyone ever will be granted in the way the wisher intends.  (I like saying wish.  It's a fun word.)

Edited June 8, 2015 by Serenade

[Superstars111 79]

Certainly- except for yours, of course. Everyone suddenly intentionally wishes for terrible things that destroy the world.

I wish that any wish I make would have no negative effects, regardless of whether it was my intent or not.

[TimeyMarey007 110]

Granted. However, these positive effects WILL turn into negative effects.

 

I wish for a new breakfast.

[SomariFeyWright 776]

Granted - but it will also be your last.

 

I wish I didn't make this wish.

[TimeyMarey007 110]

Granted. Tomorrow you'll make it.

 

I wish for a new 007 actor already.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, it's Jeremy Clarkson.



I wish for more money to spend in the Steam Sales.

[TimeyMarey007 110]

Granted. Now you use all your money you have and now you have nothing left. x-)

 

I wish I was more creative at place names.