The Corrupted Wish Game

[Titans08Mariota 763]

I wish for happiness for all!!

[Duality 10,739]

Granted, but, tragically, it only lasts for a split second and everyone lives the rest of their lives depressed, contemplating how great that one moment was compared to everything that came after.

I wish for a pen that never runs out of ink.

[Titans08Mariota 763]

17 minutes ago, Duality said:

Granted, but, tragically, it only lasts for a split second and everyone lives the rest of their lives depressed, contemplating how great that one moment was compared to everything that came after.

I wish for a pen that never runs out of ink.

DAMN THAT'S DARK!!!

[The_Gobo 36,257]

No wish to grant, so GRANTED! Now all things are covered in darkness!

I wish it would lighten up in here :V

 

[DixonTheAdversary 1,632]

Granted! *Gives pocket flashlight*

I wish to know if this wish is going to be corrupted.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted. Now you KNOW for a fact that it WILL be, but not WHEN.

And the suspense will one day kill you :V
 

I wish I could write stories so good they change people's lives =w=

 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! but the stories are only 4 pages long

I wish for a Electric Guitar 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but it shocks you every time you play it :3

I wish I were a better person =w=

 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! you already are :3

I wish to have spotify premium forever XD

[Titans08Mariota 763]

Granted, but it only works for about an hour a day.

I wish that I had every ratchet and clank game

[Hierok 11,831]

Granted, but you can't play football anymore (Since your avatar is football I assume it is something in that game)

I wish Queen was still making music till this day.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, because technically they still are.... but Freddie is Still dead D:

I wish I wasn't sad now T3T

 

[Titans08Mariota 763]

@HierokGranted, but you have only one opportunity to listen to him

I wish that I had a new football jersey

(Btw, ratchet and clank is a video game)

Edited August 5, 2017 by Titans08Mariota

[Hetairoi15 130]

Granted, but it is for an Australian football team.

I wish I found the cure for the common cold.

 

[Hierok 11,831]

@The_Gobo Granted, you are depressed now.

@Titans08Mariota Granted, but you only got it for ten seconds

@Hetairoi15 Granted, but everything is incredible hot right after you use it

I wish I wouldn't get wishes where I don't know what it is.

Edited August 5, 2017 by Hierok

[Duality 10,739]

Granted, but now you know that your wish is something so horrifyingly bad that it breaks your mind and soul alike.

On ‎4‎/‎08‎/‎2017 at 9:41 PM, Titans08Mariota said:

THAT'S DARK!!!

Yeah, I know.

I think I may be running on a deficit of donuts.

[Hierok 11,831]

I wish the ranger's apprentice would begin as a movie.

[Titans08Mariota 763]

Just now, Hierok said:

I wish the ranger's apprentice would begin as a movie.

Granted but you only get to see the opening sequence.

I wish I had some mlp plushies

[Hierok 11,831]

Granted, you watch them burn in the fire place.

I wish becoming an adult wouldn't be such a big deal.

[Titans08Mariota 763]

Just now, Hierok said:

Granted, you watch them burn in the fire place.

I wish becoming an adult wouldn't be such a big deal.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why? 

[Hierok 11,831]

1 minute ago, Titans08Mariota said:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why? 

Because it burns, burns, burns. 

I wish becoming an adult wouldn't be such a big deal.

Edited August 6, 2017 by Hierok

[Titans08Mariota 763]

Granted, just granted

[Guest]

I suppose I'll reply to Hierok-

Granted, but your unfulfilled life gets unbearable within days.

I wish I had a full Kaladesh set. (MTG)

[TBD 17,254]

granted but you will have 100 of the same cards

I wish I can find my yu-gi-oh  card collection

[Flutterstep 47,068]

Granted, but you'll find them in a pit of fire.

I wish I had friends