The Corrupted Wish Game

[The Recherche 29,967]

Granted! You get a rabid Saint Bernard! 

I wish that I used Discord instead of Applebloom there.

[TBD 17,252]

Just now, Flutterstep said:

Granted. He's wearing a pink diaper now. 

I wish I could spawn sweets. 

* Ninjaed.

Granted here's a candy made out of unknown meat.

Just now, Recherche said:

Granted! You get a rabid Saint Bernard! 

I wish that I used Discord instead of Applebloom there.

Granted but then the internet crush for using chaos emoji

I wish people would  stop ninja-ing me 

[The Recherche 29,967]

Granted! Now we're slow as dirt! 

I wish we could pick up the pace! 

[Longhaul 6,822]

Granted.

I wish for an earlier dispatch tonight.

[TBD 17,252]

granted you're killed.

I wish I have the power to read minds.

 

[Sovereign Leader Rarity 12,006]

Granted, but whatever you read, you have to say out loud.

I wish for a pet dragon, who CANNOT physically harm me.

[TBD 17,252]

Granted but it can harm you mentally by hating you.

I wish for a pet unicorn. 

 

[Sovereign Leader Rarity 12,006]

Granted, but every time that you attempt to sleep while owning it, it will track you down and blast you in the face.

I wish for a bouquet of flowers.

[King of Canterlot 9,603]

Granted, but the flowers chomp on any noses that get to close! 

I wish I could be Rainbow Dash 

[Sovereign Leader Rarity 12,006]

Granted, but it's the G3 version.

I wish for a handsome prince.

[Longhaul 6,822]

Granted.  It's Prince Farquaad.

I wish I had a butler.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but it's the butler from Big O

o3o

I wish rarity could summon gems at-will

XD

 

[TBD 17,252]

granted but a horde of hungry dragons is coming to you.

I wish I can work in the elephant scenery

 

[Matraxial Artemi 2,230]

Granted! but you're the poop cleaner of the elephants!

I wish for a response!

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted! :3

I wish there was more work to do today :V

 

[TBD 17,252]

granted but the "more" work involved with 10 hours of babysitting a banana

I wish to travel in sea without any trouble. 

 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but you end up joining the staff of a cruiseship and become a permanent towel-boy by contract D:
I wish we could all get some good lightning experiences :3

 

[TBD 17,252]

granted, you're a lab rat for the electricians.

I wish that I can travel  with the Doctor in a TARDIS.

 

 

Edited May 3, 2018 by TBD

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted.
Traveling with him is already hazard enough :V

I wish I could be a side character in an episode of Doc Who :3

 

[Prometheus 3,038]

Granted! But you're a Slitheen character.

I wish I could marry Cate Blanchett in her prime.  

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT then she turns out to be a real pain in the ass.

I wish Harambe was still alive. ;-;

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but they're not a human being D:

I wish I could turn into a bird o3o

 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

2 hours ago, The_Gobo said:

Granted, but they're not a human being D:

Harambe isn't a human tho.Its a gorilla

Also,Granted! BUT you can't fly.

I wish for a heart

[Sovereign Leader Rarity 12,006]

Granted, but it's made out of plastic and serves as no emotional or biological enhancement.

This isn't the Wizard of Oz.

I wish for the next Sonic the Hedgehog game to actually be good.

[The Recherche 29,967]

Granted, but the game is delayed countless times! 

I wish for this wish to not be granted!