Ask Ninja Derpy!

[AlmondSparkle 1]

Derpy, can I ask you a question? Do you eat muffins while you fly?

[Ninja Derpy 343]

Derpy, can I ask you a question? Do you eat muffins while you fly?

 

Sometimes, if I have them handy. But I can't see while I am eating, so I have to be cautious while I am doing it.

[Toothless the Night Fury 260]

Have you ever tried getting your eyes corrected? I heard Twilight has a couple mean spells that she could try...

[Ninja Derpy 343]

Have you ever tried getting your eyes corrected? I heard Twilight has a couple mean spells that she could try...

 

She has tried every spell she could fix me with and nothing worked.

[Dark Flame 30]

Can i has muffin?

[DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322]

Of couse you can haz muffin, RD! The only thing I like more than muffins is sharing my muffins with other ponies(oh and hugs)! Edited February 8, 2012 by super muffin derpy506

[Philomena 66]

Derpy, do you have a crush?

[Twi Rubix 726]

Why were you put in charge of fixing town hall? Didn't you break it?

[DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322]

Twilight Rubix: I'm not really sure why they put me in charge of fixing town hall. It might have been because I was the one to break it in the first place and they hoped I would learn something from it.

 

Philomena: Well...I, uh...I'm not really sure. I'm a little confused in feelings for a certain brown pony with an hourglass cutie mark and a magicy time-space machine(don't tell him I said that ).

Edited February 8, 2012 by super muffin derpy506

[Electrobolt 2,069]

So you say you like to give hugs, huh? Do you like receiving hugs as well?

[DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322]

Of course! Who doesn't like to get hugged? Edited February 8, 2012 by super muffin derpy506

[Electrobolt 2,069]

:3 *hugs Derpy* Hope you don't mind me doing this suddenly

[DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322]

Not at all! *returns hug*

 

I have a question, Ms. Hooves...how fast can you fly? What is your top speed, if you had to guess?

[Ninja Derpy 343]

I would guess my top speed would be 15 mph. But Rainbow Dash is helping me!

[wilsonbiggs 10]

Hi! Were you born so clumsy or did something happen?

[Ninja Derpy 343]

Hi! Were you born so clumsy or did something happen?

 

No. I was smart and very non-clumsy once but once in chemistry class my potion blew up in my face because a rainbow hair colored pony did a sonic rainboom and the potion blew up and it made me clumsy.

[wilsonbiggs 10]

No. I was smart and very non-clumsy once but once in chemistry class my potion blew up in my face because a rainbow hair colored pony did a sonic rainboom and the potion blew up and it made me clumsy.

 

Just so you know that was your current trainer Rainbow Dash...

[Ninja Derpy 343]

Just so you know that was your current trainer Rainbow Dash...

 

Oh really? Told you the potion was bad.

[DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322]

Keep the questions coming, my loyal fans. I get lonely when I'm not getting fan mail full of questions.

 

Is anypony out there? I'm really in need of some friendly questions right now, you know, after that whole issue over iTunes' edit of my voice, it would make me feel better.

[Perfect_Harmony 58]

How have you been coping with the current controversy over your appearance in the show? Any words of wisdom on how this whole thing will play out?

[Envoy-in-exile 101]

What happens in a typical day of your life?

[Arkane 270]

MARRY ME DERPY! I WILL GIVE YOU ALL THE MUFFINS YOU CAN EAT! YOU'LL BE MY MUFFIN QUEEN!!

[DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322]

Lightning Fast: This whole situation has made me a little sad that somepony out there is offended by me. I just don't know what went wrong. But I'm not going to let it get me down. As long as all my fans and friends love me, I'll be fine.

 

Envoy: A typical day for me usually involves rolling out of bed, flying down to Sugarcube Corner for a muffin or two, then heading off to the post office to pick up the mail to deliver. Some days there isn't much mail though, so I will get done early and spend the day playing with Dinky.

 

Arkane: I'm sorry, its nice to be loved, but I'm not ready for a relationship of that kind yet. But, if you still want to be friends, we can be Best Muffin Buddies!

Edited February 27, 2012 by super muffin derpy506

[Arkane 270]

Lightning Fast: This whole situation has made me a little sad that somepony out there is offended by me. I just don't know what went wrong. But I'm not going to let it get me down. As long as all my fans and friends love me, I'll be fine.

 

Envoy: A typical day for me usually involves rolling out of bed, flying down to Sugarcube Corner for a muffin or two, then heading off to the post office to pick up the mail to deliver. Some days there isn't much mail though, so I will get done early and spend the day playing with Dinky.

 

Arkane: I'm sorry, its nice to be loved, but I'm not ready for a relationship of that kind yet. But, if you still want to be friends, we can be Best Muffin Buddies!

 

Friendzone'd D':

[Chaotix 10]

I jus want to start of by saying i absolutely love you derpy! Your a hero to me!

Who is dinky's father? Do you look after her all by yourself?