Ask Ninja Derpy!

[cuteycindyhoney 13,307]

Hi Miss Hooves!

If you had to pick, which would you choose. A dozen cup-cakes, or six muffins?

[Ninja Derpy 343]

I jus want to start of by saying i absolutely love you derpy! Your a hero to me!

Who is dinky's father? Do you look after her all by yourself?

 

He was a great stallion, and I loved him very much. But, when he was doing his job of cloud control, lightning suddenly struck and he died....It was such a fateful day. It was also the day Dinky was born. I cried for weeks because of his death. I still miss him.

 

Hi Miss Hooves!

If you had to pick, which would you choose. A dozen cup-cakes, or six muffins?

 

The muffins of course!!

[cuteycindyhoney 13,307]

The muffins of course!!

 

I like a mare that has her priorities straight! Here are six banana muffins!

[DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322]

YAY!!! I love banana muffins thanks Cindy! For every gift of muffins, you get a free hug!*hugs Cindy*

[Lunatic 1,186]

luna cupcake?

Edited March 5, 2012 by lunatic

[DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322]

Yes please, Your Majesty!*hug Luna* (and yes, I do love cupcakes, just not as much as muffins. Edited March 5, 2012 by super muffin derpy506

[Lillia 69]

Derpy, is it true that you love lava lamps?

[Ninja Derpy 343]

Derpy, is it true that you love lava lamps?

 

Oh of course!! They are so weird and cool!!

[Chaotix 10]

Are you hurt by how people think your mentally handicapped just because you have different eyes, and are clumsy?

[DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322]

At first I was, but then after seeing how many people still love and accept me for who I am, I felt much better! Thanks again to all my loving friends and fans out there!

[Chaotix 10]

Do you get to spend much time with the mane 6?

[JappleackWithApples 34]

why are you cross eyed?

[DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322]

Do you get to spend much time with the mane 6?

 

I would say that I spend a decent amount of time with them. Believe it or not, I read a lot, so I see Twilight at the library and have some nice chats with her. Being a mail mare and as clumsy as I am, I tend to need a lot of repairs done to my mail bag, so see Rarity fairly often. Pinkie loves to help me make muffins, so we're pretty good friends. AJ will ask me for help collecting apples on occasion, but she prefers to have me be her personal delivery mail mare and make delivery to her family. Fluttershy has me help her feed animals when she has a lot more than she can handle by herself and Rainbow Dash will ask me to help her with weather duty when I'm not delivering mail(but she has kind of cut back on doing that since I destroyed town hall.)

why are you cross eyed?

 

I actually used to have normal eyes, but back in school, there was an accident in Chemistry class and I got some chemicals in my eyes. Luckily enough, they didn't cause any damage to my sight, but my eyes are permanently crossed. Edited March 6, 2012 by super muffin derpy506

[JappleackWithApples 34]

yikes...okay another question. if you enter a dimension where muffins try to eat you how would you defend yourself? would you eat the muffins?

[WildCard 1,037]

Do you still have your job as delivery-mare after the incident with Twilight?

I used to have this as a part time job and made also a few mistakes

[Ninja Derpy 343]

yikes...okay another question. if you enter a dimension where muffins try to eat you how would you defend yourself? would you eat the muffins?

 

Yes I would.

 

Do you still have your job as delivery-mare after the incident with Twilight?

I used to have this as a part time job and made also a few mistakes

 

Yes I do!!

[JappleackWithApples 34]

if the unvisre was going to end what would you do?

[DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322]

if the unvisre was going to end what would you do?

 

I would use my power over muffins to save the world!

 

Hey Derpy, why didn't you ever tell us you were a DJ?

[JappleackWithApples 34]

if all the muffins were bad from the world what would you do?

[Ninja Derpy 343]

I would use my power over muffins to save the world!

 

Hey Derpy, why didn't you ever tell us you were a DJ?

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjaGYkRmD_I&feature=fvwrel

 

Yeah, Vinyl got me into it. We are so besties!!

 

if all the muffins were bad from the world what would you do?

 

Die, most likely.

[-({Ploops12})- 3]

Do you eat muffins, LIKE A BOSS!?

Why is your cutie mark bubbles?

[Ninja Derpy 343]

Do you eat muffins, LIKE A BOSS!?

Why is your cutie mark bubbles?

 

Yes

Because when I was a child I loved to play with bubbles!!

[JappleackWithApples 34]

Derpy. where did you did you get your training as a ninja?

[Ninja Derpy 343]

Derpy. where did you did you get your training as a ninja?

 

Are you interested in the art of pony-jitsu?

[Derpy Whooves 77]

Derpy where were you at exactly 5:45 PM yesterday? we found a muffin on the counter, the song "hip to be square" on, and a bloody body looked to be cut with kunai