I'd hit you with _________

[Sugar Cube 4,843]

I'd hit you with a foam finger.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

I'd hit you with a apple cart filled with apples that are filled with friendship.

[MLP Moth 224]

I'd hit you with a KAHHMEHAMEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

I'd hit you with a Spirit Bomb...

 

That's shaped like an apple.

[MLP Moth 224]

I'd hit you with a watermelon shaped like an apple that's colored like an orange with the taste of a pickle.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

I'd hit you with a cart of watermelons that are shaped like apples that are colored like an orange with the taste of pickles.

[MLP Moth 224]

i'd hit you with a pickle that's the shape of a dragonfruit that has the fuzzy hairs of a kiwi thats the color of a banana

[Orablanco Account 3,707]

I'd hit you with the revelation that I'm pregnant with your child.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

I'd hit you with the revelation that I am your child.

[MLP Moth 224]

I'd hit you with a frozen leg of lamb to kill you, cook it, leave and act natural to the grocery store, come back, act suprised, call the popo, and convince them to eat the murder weapon. LOL, that's from a short story Lamb to the Slaughter.

Edited September 13, 2013 by Rarity_Luna

[Skylar 1,641]

I'd Hit you with a Duck Billed Platypus 

[Rainbow Blitz 45]

it hit you with a PINK FLUFFY UNICORN DANCING ON A RAINBOW!

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

I'd hit you with a spoiler tag!

[Wynn-Shy 29]

I'd hit you with a rainbow nuke

[Count Paradox 3,548]

i'd hit you with a random letter q

[Jackleberry 1,921]

I'd hit you with this post!

[Ghostly assassin 31]

With a wall

[Sunset Shimmering 43]

I'd hit you with all the crystals and diamonds that I've collected for the past six months... 

And If you're still alive, I'm going to hit you with my purse full of bricks!

[Ghostly assassin 31]

Beats you with a emerald

[Frith is Magick 1,471]

With your permission of course. It would be rude to hit someone without asking first.

[Ghostly assassin 31]

I like that thought I will let you live

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

I'd hit you with Q.

[AdmiralZeratul 156]

I'd hit you with Q.

I'd hit you with a party balloon.

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

I'd hit you with a Zergling.

[AdmiralZeratul 156]

I'd hit you with a Zergling.

I'd hit you with a rolled up newspaper.